Calling in fat

The act of skipping work because you can't find any clothes that fit properly.

"Hey, why didn't Jess show up for that section meeting today?"

"She's got some PMS bloat, so she's calling in fat"

by tessaract November 2, 2009

Calvin

synonym for hawt

"His body gleamed so beautifully, all the men and women in the room believed he was Calvin."

by ShiningSilhouette May 27, 2021

mother nature is calling

when you have to take a crap or pee really bad

Hold on, mother nature is calling.

by fothermucker33 February 22, 2011

calling all cars

One of the oldest orders given from a policeman to summon all available units to investigate a crime or situation, particularly police cars.

"Calling all cars, calling all cars!"
-some cop in a lame-ass 40's movie or similar show

by Dave February 22, 2004

name calling

Believe it or not this actually results in murder. Some people honestly have a weakness to names and are physically hurt by them. People will not only be willing to hurt you, but willing to eventually kill you if you continue to call them names and/or say stuff about them.

This comes from the aspect of pride where you shouldn't tolerate things people do to you that you don't like. But when there goal is obviously just to make you mad, by getting mad it gives them what they want. The only way your gonna let some words bother you that much is if you have low self esteem

Now last time I checked the only force that words have come from the air pressure that leaves your mouth. How badly you let names bother you is YOUR fault. There is no command someone can say that will make you automatically attack them against your will. People seriously try to justify attacking somebody or vandalizing there property, or even irrelevant violence because they were called names.

When are people gonna realize that it's not what they call you it's what you answer to?

Name calling is involved in 67% of murders in the United States

by Optical_Epilepsy July 20, 2010

Calvin Klein

Using both cocaine and ketamine (CK) in the same night to experience a euphoric high similar to molly.

Am: “are we Calvin Klein-ing at this party tonight??”
Ry: “yessir, just got some Klein earlier”

by Sailboatking September 29, 2018

Calin

A name given to a male person.
Possibly of irish origin.
Variant of Caelan: Powerful warrior.

Hi Calin, what up ?
So, it was just me and Calin when they begun to attack.

by Undye1 July 27, 2010