Calvin Klein

A pregnant man, or a mother with a penis.

Hey dude! Look at the Calvin Klein over there. -Bro, that’s a dude with a beer belly. -No, I swear it’s a pregnant man bro!

by ChrisTheBoss May 21, 2022

Brown calvin

When you are having anal sex, and it goes wrong, and you get shit on your nob, and inevitably on your boxers.

Was with a woman last night and she gave me a brown Calvin.

by D4ymo84 September 16, 2020

Calvin Harris

When he met you in the summer, to his heartbeat sound. He fell in love. As the leaves turned brown.

"Calvin Harris looks like if an ai tried to make an Irishman"

by Rectangular Strawberry August 3, 2022

calvin sutter

A complete and utter cunt who only thinks about himself.

Girl: that guy is really cute.... I think i want to ask him out.

Other Girl: I don’t think you should he is Calvin sutter. He is i real dick

by Awesome man who fucked your mo January 7, 2018

Joe Calvin

Joe Calvin is know as the class clown and makes everyone laugh even the teachers. He is very popular. He can get any girl he wants, and he usually gets the hot one. He can hook up any of his friends too even tho he is so short. He has a massive dick that makes all the girls say wow when he pulls it out. He loves party's usually is the party.

WOW!!! Joe Calvin has a big dick.

I want to be like Joe Calvin.

by JOE CALVIN THE 33 December 10, 2019

Calvin King

Knows all the dirty stuff. Good friend but will knows all the dirty stuff like ALL OF IT. Most likely gonna be a Porn star

Calvin: Calvin king is dirty and has a fever

by Reall dude February 19, 2019

Being a Calvin

To be a leech and always expect others to do the work for you

No I don’t have answers for you. Stops being a Calvin

by Dream_Team September 4, 2020