Calendar Chess

Planning an event with several other people around each of their schedules. This often turns into a gigantic clusterfuck, just like a game of chess for most people.

Person 1: well I can't go on the 19th through 23rd or the 25th, 26th or 29th
Person 2: I can't do it on the 27th
Person 3: I can only go on the 30th
Person 4: fuck off, I'm going alone
Person 5: gosh that's one fucked up game of calendar chess

by InFormationForAttack April 23, 2011

cajunkajunk

a man's private parts... if you know what i mean

whatever ashley it was totally worth it cos it was totally awesome... his cajunkajunk was massive!

by the.awesome.one.123 September 28, 2011

Calanit

A happy and nice girl. She can be wild and hyper. She's very funny, creative, smart, and entertaining. She's someone you would want to be friends with. Calanit cheers people up, and is fun to be around.

My sister is such a Calanit.
Your happiness reminds me of Calanit.

by VivaFariy August 19, 2013

cajun eggplant

An act of sexual congress in which one member, having covered his or her hand in Cajun blackening spices (eg, paprika and cayenne powder), fists the other member in the anus.

Jenny gently rubbed the seasoning over her hand, and with a sly smile, proceeded to give her boyfriend the Cajun eggplant over and over.

by The Cajun Assbandit March 5, 2015

cajun hooker

The sluttyiest of all hookers. The kind of hooker that will do anything for a bowl of gumbo.

"Fuck me in the ass and shit on my dick like a Cajun hooker!"

by Cajun hooker June 16, 2017

calendar creeping

When a co-worker who you've shared your calendar with uses it to stalk you and challenge you on why they weren't invited to the meeting also.

Sandy is always calendar creeping me so now I make all my appointments private and tell her I have medical appointments for my rash.

by Ashwanda October 23, 2017

Cajun Firecracker

The act of disemboweling a fish, rubbing its innards all over one's erect penis alongside copious amounts of chili paste and celery, and then giving a woman head while moaning in french.

Guy 1: "Man, I gave that girl one killer of a Cajun Firecracker last night!"
Guy 2: "That sounds nice and spicy, dude."

by RussianBias.exe January 28, 2018