by Spencerkwt January 13, 2017

Telling some you hate/stalker/girlfriend that you broke your leg and moved to California where every night you will have to submit your phone to the ward because you're a juvenile delinquent.
by JohnFreedon March 31, 2011

When Californians move out-of-state and try to make their new cities resemble California. This especially applies to Californians who left because California is "passed its Golden days", only to vote for the same policies that ruined California in the first place. (Similar to the concept of Settler Colonialism)
Individual level: Cali-nizer(s)
Individual level: Cali-nizer(s)
All those damned Californians keep moving into the area, and now rents keep going up. Not only are coffee shops now selling avocado toast, they started serving oat milk. Gotta love Cali-nization.
by el_guey_mermelade February 4, 2023

When someone has absolutely nothing to be depressed about, but acts and suggests that they are anyway.
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing. It's just that I've been depressed lately."
"Are you sure you aren't cali depressed?"
"Nothing. It's just that I've been depressed lately."
"Are you sure you aren't cali depressed?"
by randami91 October 19, 2015

by GoaT227 December 30, 2021

by nitrous June 23, 2020
