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Forbidden Calamari

My doctor cut off my forbidden calamari last week and I’m still recovering.
by Chester the mole tester November 13, 2023
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Reverse Calamari Sandwich

When a guy called skwid imprints on his Bella muerte, makes an “anatomically correct” anime clone and they give her the ‘ol Double Stuf
Skwid: *snaps second cock off* REVERSE CALAMARI SANDWICH, LETS GOOOO!
by Sir-skwid January 26, 2026
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Crispy Calamari

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.
by anonymous March 21, 2025
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Christopher calamitous

When a woman is sitting down pooping, the man kisses the woman and begins to pee between her legs.
Helen asked if we cooked Christopher calamitous more often.
by Kwayvizzle April 5, 2025
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Forbidden Calamari

The ring of leftover skin from a circumcision that resembles a ring of calamari.
I forgot something inside my doctors office after getting a circumcision, when I went back in I saw him putting salt on my forbidden calamari, I was horrified.
by Chester the mole tester December 4, 2025
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