Air Cover

The noise a hand dyer makes to disguise the fact that you're having a huge dump

Man! I was sat there for ages waiting for some air cover!

by p0peye_white September 13, 2009

karaoke cover

A lame and seemingly pointless cover-version of a song that contributes nothing to the original, nor lends anything artistically unique on the part of the covering musician, but sounds like someone merely performing a karaoke rendition of the original work.

Not to be confused with really funny-bad crimes against art, such as William Shatner's cover of the Beatles' "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds."

"Have you heard Blake Shelton's version of Michael Buble's 'Home'? What a karaoke cover!"

by Cinzi May 2, 2008

covered wagon

when youre giving someone a huge wedgie you pull their underwear over their head so they can't move. If you cant pull it all the way to the person's head you could just do it over their toes. It's funny to watch people try to get out of this. Especially annoying little brothers.

I was givin my little brother a huge wedgie and i was tired so i decided to give him a covered wagon and watch him squirm

by steeeeeeve perry January 20, 2005

Dome Cover

Condom

A Device used to prevent babies

NAY STD's

Use a dome cover if you dont want to knock up a ho

Bob's dome cover broke while jab'ing it (gloria)

I dumped my used dome cover onto her face. HUAAAT

by Meathands May 18, 2005

cover beer

the beer you carry around, but don't drink, to ensure that no one else offers you another; usually when you've "had enough"

Person: How did you manage not to get trashed like everyone else last night?

You: I had my cover beer around the end of the night.

Or

Friend: How about another beer?

You: Nah, cover beer.

by USANZ September 7, 2009

crowd cover

1.a loose mass of people moving in one general direction, which one can use to move from one area to another safely, so as not to become an easy target by traveling alone.

I really wanted a McFlurry, but it was late and the sidewalk was empty. I didn't feel safe going without some crowd cover to make me blend in.

by ktgirlawesome September 8, 2009

Cover Buy

When a person is embarrassed or does not want to be seen buying something in public, so they buy one or more things to cover up that purchase.

"Dude, why do you have this car magazine and teen life?"
"It was my cover buy when I bought this month's issue of hustler.."

"Why did you get new shampoo and a razor? The old ones are fine!" "I had to buy another 30-pack of extra large tampons so I used it as my cover buy.."

by Ghost-faced thriller June 4, 2009