Head in the clouds

Acting on whim or fancy. Living in a fantasy, and oftentimes a lackadaisical manner.

I dont believe it's possible for me to ever have a serious conversation with you, you always have your head in the clouds.

by Ocho` March 4, 2012

Cloud Moment

Fucking up a social interaction so much that people will question if you're even a human being

Punchy Lady: Here's your drink. Would you like to pay in cash or credit?
Twink: Uhhm... I... Uuh... Crebit?
Arm Gun Man: Wow! That really was a Cloud Moment!

by Sephiroth from Final Fantasy February 25, 2021

Corn-Cloud

A fart that smells like corn and lingers

"You may want to avoid this area for a while, I just dropped a corn-cloud over here"

by Tim A November 8, 2005

Cloud Hate

The hate received from the heavens. A cloudy/rainy day.

Weatherman: There's a 50% probability of cloud hate in the afternoon.

by paper machetee January 13, 2010

Clouded by Muff

When a man is so overcome by the sweet taste of pussy(s), or the possibility of tasting pussy(s), that all rational thought is discarded in the pursuit of that pussy(s).

John: "What the fuck was Bart thinking shagging that butt-ugly fat-bird last night? Man she made me wanna spew!"

Mike: "Who knows dude, he was probably clouded by muff"

by Movershaker August 27, 2008

Cloud Smack

When you blow you vape clouds when someone is not looking and it hits them in the face.

*Adam blew his vape cloud in Shane's face*

Adam, "You just got cloud smacked."
Shane, "What the fuck."

by VodkaMalibu May 28, 2016

cpl cloud

amazing looking, ladies man, huge schlong, super angry, depressed motivator. from the mid west has a fish on arm.

hey, stop being such a cpl cloud

by RainMan666 November 3, 2010