Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.

Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!

by WIL-MO July 23, 2016

Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.

Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!

by WIL-MO July 23, 2016

Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.

Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!

by WIL-MO July 23, 2016

Catfish Rape

Catfish rape is a rare phenomenon that occurs when a man takes the appearance of a woman as he lures in a specimen of the matching gender (may be any species). The matching specimen is unaware that this is a man, and therefore takes part in sexual interaction that is soon regretted once found that this is not a woman. At this point in time, the fake male has tucked his genitalia into his anal cavity and is unrecognizable as a man. This unfortunate set of circumstances had lead to the unaware male ejaculating into the crease between the thigh and penis of this catfish. The genitalia of the male transgender must be inserted between 2-4 inches into his own anal cavity, and must be presented with an appropriate wig and makeup to appear as a woman. The victim must also be heterosexual and completely against the thought of sexual interaction with another man.

I didn’t know he was a man. So he catfish rape me

by Swaggerrrrring February 4, 2022

catfish dinner

Eating out the pussy

Floatin down the flint river, catch us up a little catfish dinner.

He likes to go down & eat the catfish dinner.

by ChongaIntelect June 27, 2014

catfish shits

When someone eats to much fish then they feel like crap, and their stomach hurts.

1.

Not Nikko:

"Man yesterday I ate fish sticks for lunch then Long John Silver's for dinner. I feel kinda sick."

Nikko:

"Sounds to me like you have the CATFISH SHITS."

by godsp33d September 2, 2009

Catfish Cunt

A cunt that smells like a catfish or gurgles like a catfish out of water.

Dave: I was eating Nancy's cunt last night, and she queefed! It sounded like gurgling and also smelt!

Jeff: Sounds like catfish cunt. Better rinse your mouth out. Here's some scope.

Dave: Thanks, Buddy.

by billycakes October 25, 2009