The creamy amalgam of frothy, mixed male and female sexual juices aka semen and cum that is churned to a delicate consistency from rapid and extended sexual intercourse.
Roger and Diane came home after late night partying and had wild, drunken sex all night. The early morning light revealed a substantial deposit of Sheet Butter in the middle of the bed's wet spot.
by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015
Get the Sheet Butter mug.That mystery yellow/light brown cream that somehow develops around your butthole even though your sure you thoroughly wiped your ass clean after your last bowel movement. Experts having differing opinions of its cause, but the leading theory is that it is formed by a combination of ass sweat and small amounts of feces juice that leaks out due to weak butthole muscles.
by HarryRodnShaft November 22, 2016
Get the butthole butter mug.Related Words
Butzer
• Butter Cup
• butterball
• butler
• butter dog
• butterbean
• butter butt
• butter churn
• butter fuck
• Butter Nuggets
Love Butter is a San Francisco based alternative rock band formed in 1992. Listen to the album "King Lung Meat Market" at the official homepage.
by Rob Pongi March 9, 2022
Get the Love Butter mug.A Cum Butler is employed by proper gentlemen. After one finishes an apprenticeship as a Jizz Mopper for porn shops and low-brow strip clubs, one can promote to a journeyman and then eventually be employed as a Cum Butler if they master the art.
Cum Butlers are often found working high-end gang bangs, bukkake parties and gentleman’s clubs. The dress standard is very close to a common butler, with the addition of wearing semen-proof jackets and streak-resistant safety glasses. They often wear low profile duty belts beneath their jackets that contain a condom dispenser, sanitary wipes, and a squeegee in a triple retention holster.
A Cum Butler provides a variety of services with class. Such as lubrication application, which is often poured like a fine wine over the arm onto the desired surface, with a highly absorbent towel draped underneath. Their primary function is of course, the important duty of quick and efficient removal of semen and other bodily fluids in the after math to prevent stains and streaking.
A Cum Butler provides service and dignity, that civilized and educated men deserve when they want to enjoy the finer things in life.
Cum Butlers are often found working high-end gang bangs, bukkake parties and gentleman’s clubs. The dress standard is very close to a common butler, with the addition of wearing semen-proof jackets and streak-resistant safety glasses. They often wear low profile duty belts beneath their jackets that contain a condom dispenser, sanitary wipes, and a squeegee in a triple retention holster.
A Cum Butler provides a variety of services with class. Such as lubrication application, which is often poured like a fine wine over the arm onto the desired surface, with a highly absorbent towel draped underneath. Their primary function is of course, the important duty of quick and efficient removal of semen and other bodily fluids in the after math to prevent stains and streaking.
A Cum Butler provides service and dignity, that civilized and educated men deserve when they want to enjoy the finer things in life.
“Hey you need to come over to Steve’s mom’s on Sunday night after shift Chad, we are having the usual gang bang, but I heard Mike hired a legit Cum Butler!”
by The Filthy Gentleman March 5, 2023
Get the Cum Butler mug.by Gareth Fisher May 15, 2015
Get the doing a butler mug.Picture this: PEANUT BUTTER BLOWJOB. You start out, taking a nice glob of peanut butter, (jiffy, with extra peanut chunks) and massage all over the penis. This gives a tingly feeling to the penis and warms up the blowjob that he is about to experience. As he moans in delight, shove some penis filled peanut butter in his mouth. Then, while ur mouth waters because of ur absolute love of peanut butter, begin to lick and suck the peanut butter off his dick. When he cums, u wont even be able to realize the disgusting taste of it since you’re so caught up in the delicious penis butter. And there ya go, a peanut butter blowjob Extra plus if he’s allergic! You can murder him physically AND mentally in absolute delight. He will start breathing really quickly and u think he’s having an orgasm; however, he is dying. You don’t know which is which: dying, or orgasming, because both looks and sounds so similar. You just have to wait and see.
Drew: bruh this hot guy asked me to give him a bj but I really dont want to
Emily: have u ever tried the peanut butter blowjob??? they taste sooo good
Drew: omg thanks em ill try it out!
Emily: have u ever tried the peanut butter blowjob??? they taste sooo good
Drew: omg thanks em ill try it out!
by tinkerbelle555 June 19, 2019
Get the The peanut butter blowjob mug."drop the butter" means you are getting ready to do something really great because you are so skilled and slick (like butter is slick)
Man, you drop the butter every game with those cold 3-pointers; We're always gonna win when you drop the butter like that.
I thought it would be more difficult making potato salad for the first time, but I'm so smooth I dropped the butter on my first try.
I thought it would be more difficult making potato salad for the first time, but I'm so smooth I dropped the butter on my first try.
by Vibbe February 10, 2023
Get the Drop the butter mug.