non-anal buttsecks

The act of rubbing your ass on another persons ass or object for pleasure. It is common to use baby oil to make it more slick and pleasurable or goldbond powder to prevent chaffing.

Since penetrative sex was against their religion Jack and Jill had non-anal buttsecks to get off.

by Spamelness March 29, 2009

buttcrack

crack smoked from someones ass

yo dog that was some trizzump buttcrack son!

by taz gam March 21, 2004

bendy buttsmack

This is where you have the mad runs, and you get your girlfriend to come over and play some kinky games with you. You bend over and tell her to spank you as hard as she can and when she does you spray her with shit and she'll end up using her hand like a fan, causing your shit to backfire... ENJOY!

The bendy buttsmack makes me have orgasms. -or- One time i bendy buttsmacked my dog and it was really intense.

by slamy July 23, 2004

Buttsecks

Buttsecks is a unit of time that represents how long gay people don't think about butt sex. Aprox. .07 milliseconds.

Man its been 6000 buttsecks since the last time i had butt sex.

by PrivateButtSex October 31, 2009

buttsnake

a gay penis.

by Gomer June 30, 2003

buttpacker

some one who packs it in the butt usually gay

your mom is such a buttpacker

by buttpacker101 December 5, 2011

buttsnack

1.) A playfully angry reaction to one who hoodwinked you.
(noun)
2.) A mouthy wannabe or wimp (noun)
3.) To be hoodwinked (buttsnacked, buttsnacking) (verb)
4.) To be anally raped (verb)

Damn it Kartman! You dirty rotten buttsnack! - Stan

by Trevin Kevinson July 17, 2006