New Year's Buffet

The first gluttonous feast of the year usually served from around noon to 3pm on January 1st when most New Year's Eve revelers wake up.

We had a wonderfully drunken New Year's Eve and now we're looking forward to New Year's Buffet!

by onehandcrabbing December 31, 2012

Mongolian Buffet

You call on a friend that is not liked by your circle of friends, but is always around anyway. Get them really drunk. Find a dead girl (don't try at home) and place her freshly (1 to 2 days old is the best) dead body in a different room on a bed. Have several friends hide in the closet of said room. Tell your friend (victom) that there is a really drunk girl in the other room sleeping and if he orally pleasures her he is guarenteed a bit of "the ol' in and out." Now when you friend starts to get busy on her south bound action all you friends come running out the closet and jump on her stomach. This makes all her internal organs (or mong as it's called after death) come out her box and into his mouth! Hence, the Mongolian Buffet.

never heard of anyone doing the Mongolian Buffet, but my ears are open

by yehudah October 24, 2006

Welcome to old country buffet

when you go to the old country buffet in a large group and your waiter says "Welcome to old country buffet" really slowly.

"Dude, remember welcome to old country buffet. and wait 15 seconds for the ice cream machine, or the fat mechanic."

by #1jolly roger May 11, 2009

jimmy buffett

One of the best singers/song writers of all time. Much better than the pop singers of today. Has the best concerts ever and it is all LIVE!

Jimmy Buffett is the best singer of all time and you're a crackhead to think otherwise.

by Alex February 20, 2005

Buffeticide

When you over-eat every day at the Asian Buffet, slowly killing yourself with MSG.

That's the fourth time Larry filled his plate today. He'll be dead in a week, poor bastard. His tombstone will read "Buffeticide".

by Lord of the Backstage. February 26, 2011

buffet love

While in Vegas, to be so drunk you have the urge to take your partner on the dirty 12.99 buffet table

I want some buffet love

by vegas182 March 6, 2011

The Buffet

The food your friends don't eat at a restraunt. To "order the buffet" is to not order food based on the fact that your friends won't finish. Best used at breakfast where the portions are large and the food (pancakes, eggs, hashbrowns) don't box and reheat well.

Friend 1: I'm getting the Hungry Man. What about you?
Friend 2: Think I'm just going to have the buffet.
(to Waitress) Friend 2: I'm fine, thanks.

by Ty Winter March 21, 2007