Breezertaal

Dutch slang referring to the usual chav/script-kiddie style of writing over IRC or MSN in distorted upper/lower-case (e.g., "cHeCK iT oUt i cAnT uSE a kEyBoARD cuz iM kOoL"). While the word is generally used in Holland, the actual writing "style" is to be encountered by IM-users anywhere around the world... generally because mindless chevs or ditzy 14-year old girls think it's "cool" to write sentences that make a reader's eyes bleed.

MSN user name #1: "iF yOU wAnT mE, cOMe aND gEt mE"
MSN user name #2: "i lUV jArED hes mY bOYfrIEND"
Insane Dutch reader: "Man, that's IT! I can't take anymore of this Breezertaal!"

by Alhadis June 26, 2005

breewernt

Used to replace a verb that is inappropriate to say at the time of a conversation. Commonly used in place of the verbs fart and poop. An onomonopiea to a distinct fart noise.

I need to go lay a breewernt.
Did you just breewernt?
Stop breewernting!

by busterhax January 2, 2009

breezer

Breezer is an alcoholic drink, much adored by people often still under the drinking age. It is a mix of Bacardi Rum with lemon or another fruit juice.
In some chat channels, where the majority of visitors belongs to the breezer-addicts, it is 'cool' to talk BrEeZaH. It is a bit comparable to 1337-sp33k and can be identified by the use of capitals and other characters in places where they don't belong, and replacing characters with same sounding ones.

Beeing a BrEeZaH-person is often considered being lame, by people who have more than 1 brain cell.

I don't know in what way this BrEeZaH-thing is knwon world wide, but in the Netherlands it gets pretty annoying.

1. She's a BrEeZaH-tSjIk.
2. {{{{{HuGs}}}}}
3. PliEs LuF Mi (Please love me)

by amolapa November 24, 2003

Breeded

What I am when someone shoots his cum up my ass.

I just got breeded by five strangers and now my ass is leaking.

by shadycatfish May 9, 2020

Florida Breezer

A Florida Breezer is when you are chillin' at home with your friends and let a nice hot fart out in front of a fan that was cooling everyone down in the room. The fan than redirects your gases toward all the people you are across from. Best done when the fan is in the "turning" mode to maximize the spread.

Man we were all coolin' at Rick's smokin' some weed when he gave us all a Florida Breeze!

Fat Jenny tried to hit us with a Florida Breezer but we grabbed the fan and pushed that shit-wind back at her!

Last night my bitch gave me a Mexican Blowjob So I gave her a Flo-beezy the next day.

by eMM October 23, 2012

breeders

Most often used in the derogatory to describe people that elect the suburban middle class lifestyle because they are so inept the only possible way they can contribute anything to society is to produce offspring. Typical cycle goes as follows: schooling -> job -> marriage -> children -> death. Their children also tend to grow up to become breeders and the cycle continues. True "breeders" can be compared to animals such as rabbits or cattle that do nothing but multiply by breeding. The term probably got its start in the GLBT community but has since gained outside popularity.

After college, you'll get a job and marry some girl or boy. Then you two can get fat and raise children in your nice house with a white picket fence and all the other breeders.

The song Little Boxes by Malvina Reynolds describes breeders.

by David213 October 13, 2006

breedersville

Noun meaning the suburbs, or remote locales where only heterosexuals live freely. Often recognizable by large numbers of SUVs and children running about, and lack of decent restaurants.

Oh, God, I have to go visit my sister out in Breedersville this weekend! God help me!!

by Hephaestion May 17, 2006