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south of the border

man, i love when she goes south of the border!
by twommy May 23, 2005
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Smuggle one over the border

Sorry I was late man, I had to smuggle one over the border real quick.
by ironlung95 July 28, 2010
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canadian border patrol

When doing it doggystyle, take your partner over to the window so he/she is facing out. Take a break for a few moments, and covertly invite a friend to take your place. While he continues, she assumes it is still you behind her, so then walk outside the same window and wave to her as if you were simply passing by.
Me and Kevin pulled a canadian border patrol on her, she didn't know what happened and she went nuts.
I'm gonna visit her in the asylum in a few days.
by Dan Curtsinger August 15, 2006
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"Normal" Border Gaem

Person 1: Hey! I found this game named "Normal" Border Gaem!
Person 2: Cool!
by Noobsoldier June 20, 2021
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California Border Hop

A prank originating in Maryland to be performed during sexual intercourse.

YOU NEED:
-A girl, preferably one who is willing to have sex with you.
-A friend
-A room with a closet and a window.

WHAT YOU DO:
Step 1: Make your friend hide in the closet.
Step 2: Convince the girl to have sex with you while looking out the window.
Step 3: During intercourse, the friend silently comes out from the closet and you switch with him. Unbeknownst to her, your friend is now having sex with the girl.
Step 4: Go outside, in view of the window, and wave at your girl.
-CAUTION-
It is quite likely that performing the California Border Hop will put your friend's penis will soon be in peril and his face may soon have a red hand mark imprinted on it.
by thiswasforthelulz August 12, 2009
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run for the border

After having Taco Bell. The process of you having to take a massive crap
Oh no I gotta run to the border now that I ate this nasty food.
by Crapper John May 12, 2004
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South of the Border

A hotel chain, one of which is in South Carolina. It is rather tacky and is like a mini-Las Vegas, except Mexican themed. It's mascott, Pedro, is featured everywhere, including the many reminder signs you see before you reach the hotel. Some of the local teenagers enjoy driving out to these signs and using them for target practice. If you pass by any of these signs on the road, be sure to look for bullett holes in Pedro and/or the revolving sheep!
We should check-in at South of the Border so we can rest up for the rest of the drive to Florida.

Why does South of the Border have a rotating sombrero ride?
by Tori G. April 29, 2005
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