Dock Blocker

The act of blocking 2 men from docking their penis's with each other. Similar to "Cock Blocking"

Damn, did you see that? Joe and Ben were going to do some docking tonight until Beau stepped in and "Dock Blocked". If I were the Ben I'd ne pissed! Beau is such a Dock Blocker!

by Neon Spleen February 21, 2009

Cock Blocker

A man who prevents another man from having sexual intercourse with a woman

Daragh Burns, famous Irish actuarist was notorious for being a cock blocker

by Dwight_showman April 4, 2009

God-Blocker

A brick wall designed to block out hot waves of Christ.

"Damn it, Frank! Would you take down that Damn God-Blocker?? My grandma's on the other side of that, and I think she's have problems with her trachea again!"

by Jonathan87 April 7, 2004

player blocker

mp3 player or other musical device with headphones worn by people, usually females, to avoid getting picked up by pimps. player blockers are used to divert attention from unwanted strangers.

When he saw Chanelle with her player blocker on, he knew he could not get through to her.

by urbanlifestudent December 16, 2008

Cock blocker

When someone blocks you from having sex

"cock blocker" you are at the bar about to leave with a girl about to have sex then all of a sudden a guy says "so how are your AIDS" to you then the girl leaves

by darkassassin9474 July 9, 2010

shot blocker

A person who blocks someone from throwing a pwadded up piece of trash into a waste basket as if it were a basketball.

He shoots and he..." "Rejected!" "Damn you Greg! You f*cking shot blocker!

by WouldBeAmazingShot August 16, 2010

Knicker-blocker

The act of stopping a female friend from pursuing a love interest.

The female version of cock-blocking.

Oh my god, I was out with my girlfriends and Becky totally knicker-blocked me.

That Becky, she's such a knicker-blocker.

by grimmers382 June 16, 2011