by pacoishere January 21, 2009

Hot girl? Check.
Tagged in the picture? Check.
Clickin' to her profile? Check.
...
Aww, what the heck? I can't see her pictures! Stupid stalk-block!
Tagged in the picture? Check.
Clickin' to her profile? Check.
...
Aww, what the heck? I can't see her pictures! Stupid stalk-block!
by pookywb December 14, 2010

When you go out in a group and one of your friends wears crocs, thereby preventing anyone in the group from getting tail.
by Srizie January 26, 2009

similar to being couch locked (being so stoned that you cannot leave the couch and so spend many many many hours watching movies) except you are stuck to a bean bag.
Mary Jane: "Yo, Blaze my friend. Wanna pass me the Doritos?"
Blaze: .........
Mary Jane: Dude, you bean blocked.
Blaze: .........
Mary Jane: Dude, you bean blocked.
by dominickers October 7, 2011

"Are you saying we'll get this return on the investment. Are you prepared to put your cock-on-the-block here?"
by hicksandhudson September 16, 2014

by SDNX July 22, 2009

When someone wears the same or similar piece of clothing to the same outing you are at, effectively stopping you from wearing it.
by k3fernan May 31, 2010
