dune blaster

1) An action card in the game "Forbidden Desert" that is used to blast away all of the sand cards covering an action tile

2) An aggressive dump

Jeff: Hey man, how was meeting your girlfriend's parents last week?

Allen: Everything went alright except that I had to take a massive dune blaster half way through dinner. It felt like the scene from the movie Gravity where the space capsule violently shakes and heats up as it barrels through the atmosphere at Mach 25.

by wordsley April 18, 2019

Gel Blaster

A sport similar to Airsoft in Australian being banned by every single state due to the lack of brain cells that the Police have.

Police: We are now banning Gel Blasters
Literally everyone: ANGERY SMART NOISES

by Kashot June 15, 2021

Jingle Blaster

noun (adventure time slang)
A jerk

Syn: Real outloud flim flammer

Finn: "I'm gonna be frank here, your son's a real-time jingle blaster."

by you-are-cool September 4, 2021

Cake Icing Baster

To finish in a condom when you are having sex with a girl, and then poking a hole in the tip of said condom and then squeezing the splooge out in any pattern you see fit.

"Dude I just gave my girlfriend a Cake Icing Baster"
"....Thats fucked up, dude"

by TCLBW October 23, 2008

Tarkatan Ass-Blaster

When preforming reverse cowgirl anal sex, take your partner, and spin her wildly like Baraka's spin move from Mortal Kombat.

Jim, I totally gave Miranda a Tarkatan Ass-Blaster!

by Geno-Cyde May 24, 2011

Cyber Power Blaster

Hackers who target pornographic websites and make animated lasers shoot from the orifices and nipples of nude photos.

When Larry Flynt turned on his computer and signed into Hustler.com, he was surprised to see that it had been tampered with by a cyber power blaster.

by PanhandleSlim July 27, 2011

San Clemente Sand Blaster

It’s when you’re receiving a blowjob from a girl, and right when you’re about to nut, you squeeze your dick, allowing the jizz the build up pressure... Then you pull out, release your grip and blast on her face... much like a sand blaster from San Clemente

Brittany who is from Ohio was giving Derek head, when he was about to cum, he squeezed his Weiner, pulled out, and sand blaster her face- all the while yelling “welcome to San Clemente Sand Blaster, Bitch” !

by Uncle Teeler April 13, 2019