by Robin...hood January 29, 2009
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During oral sex just as the man is about to cum he yanks his cock out of her mouth and as he is jizzing starts cock slapping in a circular, twirling motion.
Girl 1: So how was that new guy??
Girl 2: Well, he was amazing until he started Ohio Baton Twirling.. He got jizz all over the place!!
Girl 1: THe Ohio Baton Twirler!?!? Oh My God!!!
Girl 2: I Know!! I'm still cleaning jizz out of my hair!!!
Girl 2: Well, he was amazing until he started Ohio Baton Twirling.. He got jizz all over the place!!
Girl 1: THe Ohio Baton Twirler!?!? Oh My God!!!
Girl 2: I Know!! I'm still cleaning jizz out of my hair!!!
by Stumbling_Bears May 9, 2009
Get the Ohio Baton Twirler mug.A type of sex role-play style invented in Poland where the woman is usually tied or handcuffed to the bed (damsel in distress) and the man, dressed in a Batman costume, climbs onto elevated furniture over the bed (closet, dresser, table, etc.) and jumps/glides down onto the women tied to the bed, rescues her...or not, and then they engage in intercourse.
This was brought to media attention when one Polish couple attempted this and failed. The woman was handcuffed to the bed and her lover jumped from some furniture, hit his head on the bed post, and passed out. The woman started screaming, neighbors called the cops, and the fire department eventually busted through the door and discovered a very odd scene (woman handcuffed to bed and Batman passed out on the floor).
This was brought to media attention when one Polish couple attempted this and failed. The woman was handcuffed to the bed and her lover jumped from some furniture, hit his head on the bed post, and passed out. The woman started screaming, neighbors called the cops, and the fire department eventually busted through the door and discovered a very odd scene (woman handcuffed to bed and Batman passed out on the floor).
Fire Department: What is going on here?!
Woman: Help! We were having Batman sex and Batman hit his head and passed out while gliding down from that cabinet!
Fire Department: ... LOL!
Woman: Help! We were having Batman sex and Batman hit his head and passed out while gliding down from that cabinet!
Fire Department: ... LOL!
by SilentGuardian February 25, 2014
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by 123456543210 November 3, 2018
Get the batmn mug.An either voluntary or involuntary (often involuntary) effect that a person may have when walking up to a group of friends. People don't usually notice people with the batman effect when they walk up because they are quiet and dont say anything when they do so, also, it usually scares the person/people that the person is walking up to. Just like the DC comics superhero, Batman, hence the name "Batman Effect"
"WOAH you scared me, i didnt see or hear you coming, it's like you have some sort of batman effect." "Yeah i get that a lot, I don't even do it on purpose, it just happens"
by SuperSario15 November 11, 2008
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