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Loose Bation

1. The act of performing a means of masturbation and shooting off before you totally get hard. By the means of you want to hold a land speed record, or you simply cannot perform at 100%, finishing between 30% and no more than 65%.

2. The slang definition stating that something is cool.
Dude, did you see that?!?!?! That was some serious Loose Bation!!!!!!!
by Eric and Andrew May 13, 2008
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bathin apes

the rare occurance of african americans bathing.
"yo man i just hit up the spa found me some bathin apes"
"word?"
by danelmag October 10, 2007
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Bathing Trunks

Article of clothing you wear when swimming

see bathing suit
Hey man! Do you wanna swimming for a bit?
Sure just lemme grab my bathing trunks
by JordanThom October 7, 2008
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Baton Rouge

The shithole of Louisiana. I don't recommend coming here for vacation or anything in general. This place gon make ur heart explode just a minute in.
Some guy: "Hey man where you goin?"

Other guy: "Baton Rouge, why?"

Some guy: "Dude don't go there your hearts gonna explode a minute in!!"
by Certified Bossier Boy November 17, 2022
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Olympic baton

Similar to a baton but instead of just hooking up with random guys, it's a girl who gets passed around from guy to guy within the same group of dudes.
Dude 1: I just realized that girl I went out with last night has been with 3 other dudes I'm friends with...
Dude 2: Well let's give her the gold. She's definitely an Olympic Baton.
by FromOneBatontoAnother September 8, 2010
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Wank Baton

A wank baton is when a group of friends take it in turns to masturbate over internet porn. The first person decides the porno and wanks over said porn until cumming, he then has to tag the next friend in, who has to wank over the same porno and spunk within the defined time of that skin flick. Failure to cum within the given time frame will result in the baton being dropped and a forfeit decided by everybody who has already shot their love gravy.
Dave started the wank baton, but the bastard chose a 2 minute porno. He managed to cum but when Jordan was handed the baton he masturabated so furiously that he snapped his banjo string
by lordloverocket69 January 25, 2011
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arrest baton

In DarkRP, a role-playing gamemode for Garry's Mod, this is the weapon used by cops to send people to jail. When a cop hits someone with it, they are instantly teleported to jail, and they respawn when their jail time (usually two minutes) is up. Also called an arrest stick.
flarn2006: Dude! DetJohnKimble just dropped his arrest baton!
gmodrulez: Pick it up!
flarn2006: I already did. See?

-- gmodrulez has been arrested for 120 seconds

gmodrulez: /demote DetJohnKimble dropped arrest baton

-- gmodrulez has started a vote for the demotion of DetJohnKimble.
-- The demotion vote has started!
-- DetJohnKimble suicided!
-- DetJohnKimble has been demoted!
-- DetJohnKimble has been made a Citizen.

DetJohnKimble: sucker...

-- flarn2006 has been arrested for 120 seconds
by Anonymous938743 September 7, 2009
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