Baseball Mitt

When a male sticks his whole hand into a womans vagina opens his hand, and with all his might, lifts the lady into the air and holds her up.

Lady: Turn me into a baseball mitt

Man: Okay.

by King of Cacti May 17, 2014

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base clogger

In baseball, a slow runner that holds up the runners behind him.

The team probably could have scored two runs on that play if not for that base clogger Johnson!.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

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Based Lifter

A Based Lifter is a beast lifter who is also Based and Epic. The CEO of Based Lifters is Logan Rees He's the most based person ever and an absolute Animal in the gym.

That is so based!!! He is a Based Lifter!! FUAHHHH!!!

by Based Lifter!!! April 22, 2021

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basejeezus

the coldest videographer in North Carolina

Yo! did you see that new basejeezus video? he killed it!!

by leelpacksneejay September 6, 2021

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Brazilian Baseball

Instead of hitting a ball in the game of baseball, you crack a monkey on the top of its head with a lead pipe and run the bases until it dies

Yo you want to play Brazilian Baseball this afternoon.

by Mao Zewong February 27, 2020

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A title bestowed on someone who is 21% based, 20% cringe, 20% gigachad, 20% omegalul, and 20% poggers. The only known person to have achieved this level of based and survived is twitch streamer Josh Strife Hayes, a creator of high quality second monitor content.

You watch twitch streamers with your spare time? That's pretty cringe. Oh, it's Josh Strife Hayes? Oh wow nevermind, you're 101% based!

by Snerfee June 24, 2022

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Holy Based

When something is so unfathomably Based, it becomes gospel.

It is a common occurrence for netizens who read something based to such a degree to automatically respond with "HOLY BASED". Notably, the concept of 'Holy Based' and the response, "HOLY BASED" are different, but do still remain causally related.

Commentor 1: *makes a racist comment*
Commentor 2: "Wow, Looks like we have an edgelord here... etc. etc. *typical uncontrollable redditor moral gibberish response*

Commentor 1: *makes another racist comment*
Commentor 3: "HOLY BASED"

by WeakestKYSEnjoyer June 26, 2023

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