by barkingupthewrongtree May 12, 2024
Ruby Barker. Although at first on the outside she may seem unavailable and locked away, in reality shes the softest, biggest simp you’ll ever fall in love with. She’ll ramble on about nothing for hours on end... yet you won’t mind as her rambling is hilarious and is almost melodic in how rhythmic it is. Her pale pink lips give a smile that could kill someone on the spot. She has deep forest green eyes that you could very easily get lost in that seem to always say “I fear nothing... exCEPT FOR INSECTS DEAR GOD THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS”
“Hey, what’s that girl over there’s name?”
“Heard some dude call her Bee, but with an intoxicating grin like that... that’s definitely Ruby Barker.
“Heard some dude call her Bee, but with an intoxicating grin like that... that’s definitely Ruby Barker.
by Captain Snap April 09, 2021
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who the fuck is courtney?
by bthanearker November 21, 2019
who the fuck is courtney??
by bthanearker November 21, 2019
by J69penbark April 01, 2022
"it was a rough day at the office, please excuse me while I Lyle Barker for some stress relief"
"I avoid conflict by following up like Lyle Barker"
"I avoid conflict by following up like Lyle Barker"
by GASman16450 October 11, 2012