Farting like a barbers cat

Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad

“You’re farting like a barbers cat”

“Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”

by Iwa b July 3, 2020

Barber Shop

Verb) When three or more African Amercian co-workers sit around on the clock and jaw about nothing for an extended period of time, creating a barber shop-like atmosphere.

Leon, Darnell and Kisha don't ever get a lick of work done, they just sit around and barber shop all day

by Barry Lankin April 24, 2008

sex barbecue

Noun. an event where multiple people (4+) engage in sexual activity at a barbecue. Involving high volumes of barbecue sauce (3 quarts)

hey Rob, you going with Rachel to the sex barbecue?

by Blake the BBQ sex god December 2, 2013

shag a barbers floor

the unfortunate position of being so horny that you would consider having sex with the floor in a barbers shop purely because it was available and had some hair on it.

ive not had a ride for so long i would shag a barbers floor so i would.

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

Barbados Hotspring

The plausible sexual act involving an insertion of the male's balls in a glass of warm milk, while the female blows bubbles in the glass through a crazy straw

Guy 1: Jackie is such a whore, she gave me a Barbados Hotspring last night
Guy 2: No Way, LOL

by th3milkm4n August 5, 2008

Ass Barber

Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living. Also a douche.

Shut up Byorn. You're such a ass barber.

by Brent Jarvis November 6, 2008

Barbero

In Spanish it means a brown-noser, A suck up or a kiss ass.

James: honey, I'm taking out the trash and cleaning for you!

Wife: Good.

James: Hey Steve wanna help me out?

Steve: fool you are such a barbero, trying to kiss her ass for sex.

by joshwua915 September 4, 2014