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'banter train' 

A group of 2 or more people (often, but not necessarily, LADS) embarking on a common journey to no place in particular, united by the sole aim of having a laugh.
Lad 1: Man, today is a slow news day.
Lad 2: Tell me about it...what times does the 'banter train' leave?

*Enter Lad 3*

Lad 3: All aboard! First stop 'Japes City'!
'banter train' by Arbie H November 27, 2013
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Banter Patrol 

A group or individuals who have the best banter ever. Their job is normally to prevent shit banter and praise good banter.
Shit man the banter patrol is here!
Banter Patrol by mexican May 27, 2015

Banter Reasons 

Reasons to engage in banter for someone else. For example, doing something stupid for banter.
Let's evolve some pokemon for banter reasons
Banter Reasons by Wade 1738 nah fam September 4, 2016

Banter Ladder 

A ranked ladder describing whom the author would most like to fuck within a group/league and/or club
''I can't believe I'm ranked 3 in the Banter Ladder'
'Congrats mate, Luke must really like you'

banter snaps 

Using Snapchat to try to destroy someone's self-image
Person 1: Hey let's go bowling!

Person 2: Sure! But no banter snaps though.
banter snaps by kJ7 May 27, 2017

Banter Hours 

The most brutal, vicious, hardcore, never ending roast session to ever occur in history, All who are hit with it can suffer sever trauma. Some can say it would be considered as "Verbal Rape" due to the events that took place afterwards. As of every 6pm EST to 7pm EST all jokes are valid no matter how dark they are. The caliber of jokes that were said as of October 2nd, 2018 were astonishing, and irreparable damage has been done to the subject, Codename Z.A.K.K.U
This session of Banter Hours was one we could never forget stan.
Banter Hours by IssaMysteryy November 18, 2018

Banter crewed 

A triggered person or group of people who have been humiliated trolled and shamed on a facebook page which results in said snowflake leaving the page normally after reporting.
Dude.....did you see Lee Mayne get banter crewed.....Scott,Arthur,Neal,Zoe and Tina take no shit man.
Banter crewed by Trigger troops January 13, 2019