IssaMysteryy's definitions

Banter Hours

The most brutal, vicious, hardcore, never ending roast session to ever occur in history, All who are hit with it can suffer sever trauma. Some can say it would be considered as "Verbal Rape" due to the events that took place afterwards. As of every 6pm EST to 7pm EST all jokes are valid no matter how dark they are. The caliber of jokes that were said as of October 2nd, 2018 were astonishing, and irreparable damage has been done to the subject, Codename Z.A.K.K.U

This session of Banter Hours was one we could never forget stan.

by IssaMysteryy November 18, 2018

Foreskin Friday

The national weekly holiday dedicated to the consumption of

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We all gather around the tree of many etnicities scabs and sing songs to Nat clause, the "Santa" of the holiday. He then pays everyone back with a bottle of gatorade with ice cubes made by his own spit

Holy crap bro, Foreskin Friday is next week and we didnt prepare!?

by IssaMysteryy March 5, 2019

The Quan Treatment

The act of Beatin the shit out of someone so badly, they are banished from the squad. The victim of the treatment is stuck throwing shade at the squad, but never doing anything physical

Watch your back, he might give youThe Quan Treatment

by IssaMysteryy June 4, 2018

Banter Hours MK2

You thought banter hours MK1 was insane? Boy oh boy you're wrong. The target, codename Z.A.C.C has been utterly destroyed. Decimated. Obliterated. Every aspect of his being, every fiber of his body has been burnt to a crisp. The most vicious roast session of discord occured. Words cannot describe how deep BH MK2 struck. It was so severe that it puts MW2 lobbies to shame

Sargent, its time to fire Banter Hours MK2

by IssaMysteryy June 19, 2019

Machine Gun Kelly Jelly

The act of rapid ejaculation inside a girl, im talking 55 nuts in less than 30 seconds

Bruh. That girl mouth skill is crazy, made me pull off a machine gun kelly jelly and everything

by IssaMysteryy August 31, 2019

Breezyism

The Religion of true gender equality and the belief of equal rights leading to equal fights, For those who believe a woman should deserve to be hit for striking a man expecting no consequences

"If thou wishes to fight one of the male gender, then she shall be sent to 150% in one strike, To honor our lord and savior Chris Breezy, this is Breezyism"

by IssaMysteryy November 17, 2020

Breezyism

The Religion of worship the one and only Chris Breezy. Supporters of the Equal Rights Equal Fights movement.

If a woman ever attacks a man , he should be allowed to send to the shadow realm in one Haymarker

Breezyism is a way of life, i breath it, i worship it, i embrace it

by IssaMysteryy November 21, 2020