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Banter Hours

The most brutal, vicious, hardcore, never ending roast session to ever occur in history, All who are hit with it can suffer sever trauma. Some can say it would be considered as "Verbal Rape" due to the events that took place afterwards. As of every 6pm EST to 7pm EST all jokes are valid no matter how dark they are. The caliber of jokes that were said as of October 2nd, 2018 were astonishing, and irreparable damage has been done to the subject, Codename Z.A.K.K.U
This session of Banter Hours was one we could never forget stan.
by IssaMysteryy November 18, 2018
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The Quan Treatment

The act of Beatin the shit out of someone so badly, they are banished from the squad. The victim of the treatment is stuck throwing shade at the squad, but never doing anything physical
Watch your back, he might give youThe Quan Treatment
by IssaMysteryy June 4, 2018
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Foreskin Friday

The national weekly holiday dedicated to the consumption of

Unwashed foreskin

We all gather around the tree of many etnicities scabs and sing songs to Nat clause, the "Santa" of the holiday. He then pays everyone back with a bottle of gatorade with ice cubes made by his own spit
Holy crap bro, Foreskin Friday is next week and we didnt prepare!?
by IssaMysteryy March 5, 2019
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Banter Hours MK2

You thought banter hours MK1 was insane? Boy oh boy you're wrong. The target, codename Z.A.C.C has been utterly destroyed. Decimated. Obliterated. Every aspect of his being, every fiber of his body has been burnt to a crisp. The most vicious roast session of discord occured. Words cannot describe how deep BH MK2 struck. It was so severe that it puts MW2 lobbies to shame
by IssaMysteryy June 19, 2019
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Machine Gun Kelly Jelly

The act of rapid ejaculation inside a girl, im talking 55 nuts in less than 30 seconds
Bruh. That girl mouth skill is crazy, made me pull off a machine gun kelly jelly and everything
by IssaMysteryy August 31, 2019
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The Sock Sorcerer

Randomly having socks appear in your pockets, You try to remember how it got there, until you remember having your socks snatched by a gay dude, so you sneek in his house suck his toes in retaliation
Richard is a certified to be The Sock Sorcerer, so much in fact he moaned like hisoka when suckin on abduls toes
by IssaMysteryy January 19, 2020
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National Throw Hasi Day

On May 15th, We must put our foot down and rebel against the tyrannical leader, We shall secure the keys, Ascend From Darkness, Rain Fire, Unleash The Horde, Skewer The Winged Beast, and Raise Hell, only then we shall truly be Free.
Alas! National Throw Hasi Day is among us. THIS IS IT MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS
by IssaMysteryy November 1, 2023
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