The Sock Sorcerer

Randomly having socks appear in your pockets, You try to remember how it got there, until you remember having your socks snatched by a gay dude, so you sneek in his house suck his toes in retaliation

Richard is a certified to be The Sock Sorcerer, so much in fact he moaned like hisoka when suckin on abduls toes

by IssaMysteryy January 19, 2020

Foreskin Friday

The national weekly holiday dedicated to the consumption of

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We all gather around the tree of many etnicities scabs and sing songs to Nat clause, the "Santa" of the holiday. He then pays everyone back with a bottle of gatorade with ice cubes made by his own spit

Holy crap bro, Foreskin Friday is next week and we didnt prepare!?

by IssaMysteryy March 05, 2019

International Steez Day

The worldwide holiday Celebrated on November 22nd for ingesting milk so spoiled you have to chew it like room temperature tofu

Grab your pints and bottoms up because its international steez day, drink up you fucking dreadhead slut

by IssaMysteryy November 22, 2021

Banter Hours

The most brutal, vicious, hardcore, never ending roast session to ever occur in history, All who are hit with it can suffer sever trauma. Some can say it would be considered as "Verbal Rape" due to the events that took place afterwards. As of every 6pm EST to 7pm EST all jokes are valid no matter how dark they are. The caliber of jokes that were said as of October 2nd, 2018 were astonishing, and irreparable damage has been done to the subject, Codename Z.A.K.K.U

This session of Banter Hours was one we could never forget stan.

by IssaMysteryy November 18, 2018

Machine Gun Kelly Jelly

The act of rapid ejaculation inside a girl, im talking 55 nuts in less than 30 seconds

Bruh. That girl mouth skill is crazy, made me pull off a machine gun kelly jelly and everything

by IssaMysteryy August 31, 2019

Breezyism

The Religion of true gender equality and the belief of equal rights leading to equal fights, For those who believe a woman should deserve to be hit for striking a man expecting no consequences

"If thou wishes to fight one of the male gender, then she shall be sent to 150% in one strike, To honor our lord and savior Chris Breezy, this is Breezyism"

by IssaMysteryy November 17, 2020

Buss'Down Hours

A particular time period between 12AM-3AM EST in which every member in the "Dom kinda cute no cap" PS4 Party must compete against one another for who's the ultimate Bussit Warrior

Watch your back. Buss'Down Hours is incoming and I aint going easy

by IssaMysteryy June 01, 2021