IssaMysteryy's definitions

Breezyism

The Religion of true gender equality and the belief of equal rights leading to equal fights, For those who believe a woman should deserve to be hit for striking a man expecting no consequences

"If thou wishes to fight one of the male gender, then she shall be sent to 150% in one strike, To honor our lord and savior Chris Breezy, this is Breezyism"

by IssaMysteryy November 17, 2020

Jolesa

The name only given to women who's energy is unmatched by any other, they are cute, funny, cook good, and know how to have fun

The attention they give to others is a gift

Say what you want, but jolesa is garenteed wifey material

by IssaMysteryy November 23, 2021

National Throw Hasi Day

On May 15th, We must put our foot down and rebel against the tyrannical leader, We shall secure the keys, Ascend From Darkness, Rain Fire, Unleash The Horde, Skewer The Winged Beast, and Raise Hell, only then we shall truly be Free.

Alas! National Throw Hasi Day is among us. THIS IS IT MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS

by IssaMysteryy November 1, 2023

The Bowling Of 22'

Bowling alleys will never be looked at the same way ever again because of that video. You know. THAT one...

"hey papa, i found this dank gif of a bowling ball, wanna see?"

"oh sweetie. If only you i could take you back in time to experience the bowling of 22'"

by IssaMysteryy April 8, 2022

Banter Hours MK2

You thought banter hours MK1 was insane? Boy oh boy you're wrong. The target, codename Z.A.C.C has been utterly destroyed. Decimated. Obliterated. Every aspect of his being, every fiber of his body has been burnt to a crisp. The most vicious roast session of discord occured. Words cannot describe how deep BH MK2 struck. It was so severe that it puts MW2 lobbies to shame

Sargent, its time to fire Banter Hours MK2

by IssaMysteryy June 19, 2019

The Sock Sorcerer

Randomly having socks appear in your pockets, You try to remember how it got there, until you remember having your socks snatched by a gay dude, so you sneek in his house suck his toes in retaliation

Richard is a certified to be The Sock Sorcerer, so much in fact he moaned like hisoka when suckin on abduls toes

by IssaMysteryy January 19, 2020

Rose Lace Noose

The up and coming superstar boy band with a roster that consists of its lead vocalist Xavi, it's percussion specialist Jam-il, Lead dancer, Jordy D, Guitarist, Davi, and Backup vocalist RayRay

OMG DID YOU HEAR ROSE LACE NOOSE IS PERFORMING IN CAMDEN, NJ, WE ARE LIKE SO IN THERE

by IssaMysteryy March 4, 2024