Blasted Idiot

Someone who acts stupid.

"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"

by BM goes to jail March 20, 2010

shat blast

when your done in the bathroom and the toilet bowl is blasted with shat. it usually doesn't come off when you flush.

"I walked into Ryan's bathroom to take a leak and there was a nasty shat blast in the toilet"

by stusky September 26, 2006

Snake Blasting

A sexual partner brings a man to the brink of ejaculation, then he ejaculates all over them, wherever they see fit. Usually breasts, but can be ear, nose, even eyes!

Alphy snake blasted my breasts last night ❤️❤️

Did you hear about Alphy snake blasting his piece of ass last night? All over her tits apparently!

by Son Yin no G Hine January 12, 2021

Baobab Blast

When a man goes without sex/masturbation for 3-10 years then has an explosion that would flood downtown Detroit.

Chris gave that cuban kid a Baobab Blast last night, and now he has to pay the city for the flood damage.

by Jesus Chrysler June 19, 2010

Dopamine Blast

A sudden feeling of joy brought on by dopamine being released in the brain. Its a sudden feeling of happiness caused by such things as shopping, doing well on a test, and smoking up. Any time you notice a sudden, positive mood alteration, you are experiencing a dopamine blast.

Kelsey: "I just got an A+ in orgo, dopamine blast!!!".

Nick: "What a nerd..."

Kelsey: "Whatever, someone needs to get off the haterade".

by kawar November 7, 2009

GOTTA BLAST

The term in which someone has too ejaculate directly into someone's mouth. AND OR FLY AWAY IN A MOTHERFUCKING ROCKET.

Women:OH BABY THAT FEELS GREAT
MAN: GOTTA BLAST!!!!!

Girlfriend:Hey, do you wanna go too the mov-
Man: GOTTA BLAST!!!

by Young Dagger Dick Is My Handle September 18, 2019

Gotta Blast

Often used as an excuse to leave a situation/event. The phrase is also used when someone slides in the DM's

1)"So, Bertha, how about those grades. I heard that report cards are out. Let me see them...now."
"Oops, Gotta Blast"

2) "Alright class, turn in your essay discussing what we read so far. Wait, Bloodrayne where's yours"
"Uh...Gotta Blast!"

by PastelCacti December 24, 2016