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Blandford

Man: Watch out, you just stepped on my vagina!
Man 2: Fuck off, you're such a blandford!!
by ChrisBlandford April 24, 2011
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Brandy Melville

A shop where girls who think are "hipster", and or, "grunge" shop at where everything is overpriced and insanely cheap/thin fabric. The only reason this shop is probably in buisness is because Kylie Jenner marketed the shit out of it on instagram, and rich white wannabes become their number one customers.
*white girl #1* "Ehmahgawd, that shirt is so on point where'd you get it?!".
*white girl #2* "I totally got it from brandy melville, Kylie has the same one so I bought four!".
by Hans solo April 22, 2014
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Brandy Moment

A moment in which Drama Queens have defined by Pouting...sulking...saying everything is okay when its not...Or by experiencing abandonment brought on by their own actions and having a cow about it in public chats...
Oh Geeez! see that girl over there pouting in the corner???...Oh yeah! She's just another Drama Queen crybaby having a Brandy Moment!
by ps3gamer68 June 28, 2011
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brandy melville

A store where only rich girls shop it. It sells crop tops, thin sweaters, and everything there is pretty much cheap quality clothes that are way too expensive. People only know brandy melville because of Kylie Jenner and Pia Mia.
Wow that top is so cropped, maybe she bought it at Brandy Melville
by Common Asian Girl September 19, 2013
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blandom

word used to describe a really boring or uneventful event..... a state of being BLAND!!!
GOD DAMN!! THATS BLANDOM!!! (said in the same way as "Thats WACK!")
by Inie Banigo and Anna Rachlin February 22, 2004
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Blandoc

Meaning a male who has not yet had sex by the age of 20 or later.

Many choose to remain a Blandoc for a period of time that they see fit (for many, this means until they are married, or find someone they love), others are a Blandoc due to not yet having had the chance to lose their virginity. A Blandoc is often seen as a rare and beautiful thing.



1. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for true love.
2. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are so socially crippled that whenever they are around the opposite sex they begin to hiss and fart uncontrollably.
3. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are too young.
4. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for marriage.
5.A man who has not been penetrated. He can be identified by the presence of a Buhymen or Mangina(usually).
1. I am a Blandoc because I'm waiting for my true love before I have sex! I also believe in unicorns.
2. I am NOT a Blandoc! Does cyber-sex count?
3. Dude, I know you like Blandocs, but checking out the pre-schoolers is both creepy and illegal.
4. I'm a Blandoc because God doesn't want me to have sex yet. He also wants you to give me five bucks.
5. I'm a Blandoc because there way to many video games to play still,
by As If You Didnt Know July 21, 2006
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Blandjob

A blowjob that ends in a handjob instead of ending by cumming in the partners mouth.
I thought I was in for a hell of a blowjob but she pulled back and it ended up being a blandjob.
by Darkling Penguin February 16, 2008
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