Afghani Blood Sausage

When you screw a girl on her rag, and then she proceeds to give you head afterwards

I thought I was going to puke, when my girl and I performed the Afghani Blood Sausage.

by bigtm09 February 13, 2010

Afghans

People hailing from Afghanistan that carry over their ways, and reject everything else. Also believe that being American is a religion, and constantly back bite. Extremely gifted in the art of being two faced, talking in their own language to make fun of someone standing right in front of them, and are known for their loud 3AM parties.

"Who are they talking about? What are they saying?"
"Who knows, they're Afghans".

by abida October 21, 2011

Afghani

A insult used in south asia specially pakistan for someone who's mean, untrustworthy, backstabber or deals in lowquality narcotics. Also used as a synonym for snake.

guy1: hey remember i gave you that money a few months back i want it now i am in some financial trouble.
guy2: sorry bro i cant i dont have any money now. you know m broke af, you have to wait
guy1: ok np
''few days later guy1 sees guy2 partying ''

guy1: omg fucking hell that asshole is such a afghani

by kingkhushal October 26, 2017

Northern Afghanistan

Another name for "Canada," due to all the millions of brown people from Muslim nations who have immigrated there and have totally and forever changed its predominantly white, Christian makeup.

Person 1: "Dude, I went to Canada last week, and all I saw were brown people wearing head scarves or turbans."

Person 2: "Bro, you didn't go to "Canada." You were in "Northern Afghanistan."

by Screw Liberals June 14, 2016

Afghanistan

Afghanistan is a landlocked country located in Central Asia.
Because of the Afghan's inability to curb their lust for sex with underage boys
and their need to beat their women mercilessly without consequence,
they are known as the dirty balloon knot tied by the sad clown of despair of Central Asia.

So Roy, you just got back from Afghanistan.......
What did you think of the place?

Kabul looked like a dirty balloon knot tied by the sad clown of despair.

by Assghanistan February 23, 2014

Afghani Goggles

Similar and often confused with tea bagging. This does not involve putting one's ball in the mouth, but mearly draping the scrotum over the bridge of one's nose. A highly entertaining stunt.

Dude, last night, when Nick was totally fucked up, I gave him Afghani Goggles and so many fucking pictures were taken.

by Hammy November 24, 2003

Afghan Necklace

When I guy is about to orgasm, he throws a handfull of sand on the girls chest and cums on and around her neck. This is a alteration of the famous "Pearl Necklace".

I was in Afghanistan fucking this bitch on a sand dune and totally gave her a Afghan Necklace!

by shobbie_dobins February 8, 2010