Assmadery

Assmadery- the process of using your assmad emotions to reply to people over the internet.
Usually a sense of outward projection to opinions read on social media.

A. Have you seen the assmadery since Elon bought twitter?

B. Twitter assmadery is getting hectic so many dead eggers are calling me an incel.

by Idntgreazy1776 May 3, 2022

Asmae

A normal good person!

I wish I could be a Asmae!

by Ravioliépicié July 16, 2022

assmauled

To berate, and chew out members of your party with crass, class and dignity.

“Man, Donald Trump completely assmauled the press Corp during his briefing!”

by Siradrian1911 September 26, 2022

assmeme

a meme about asses

Guy 1:do you like assmemes?
Guy 2:i do, i even make assmemes

by Oyeoye February 5, 2023

Assmetrics

Asinine methods to measure, track, assess business processes as a way for upper management to generate an impractical spreadsheet.

We did not get our bonus this year because our sales director has compiled a fiscal revenue report based on assmetrics..

by Panda2980 March 8, 2023

Assamee

Someone whose achieved perfection in every realm of human endeavour. Whether it may be intellect, fitness or dick size. This man has it all.

Assamee is goated

by _God Amongst Men_ December 11, 2023

assman

When someone gathers a group around and tells everyone how he lost his virginity the week before, the finishes the story by saying she was on her period so i had to F her in the A

who brags about doing something like that, you are such an assman

by TheBottle1785 April 13, 2025