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Aspiciation

1. The act of falsely claiming one suffers from Asperger's Syndrome in order to have an excuse for acting like a pretentious douchebag.

2. Being a douchebag and being misdiagnosed with Asperger's Synrome by mistake.
John claims to have Asperger's Syndrome, but it is only his aspiciation that he uses as an excuse to be a douchebag.

We tremble in aspiciation at your Asperger's Syndrome misdiagnosis, because you really are a douchebag.
by Orion Blastar December 12, 2013
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Asscake

When someone's ass you just ate tasted just like cake, so you ate it like cake.
Oh yeah. I ate her ass like it was cake. She had an Asscake.
by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018
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asican

Its a person that is asian and mexican. Or it can be asian and american. so its basically anyone asian and another ethnic background ending in -ican.
She is such a crazy asican.

Dialogue:
1: What ethnic background is she?
2: She's asican.
1: Really? I had no idea she was asian as well as mexican.
by Anna the Crazy Asican January 19, 2006
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Assicle

1.
Gross bit of shit attached to an ass. Like dags on a sheep.
2.
Word to describe an asshole.
Go suck some assicles, loser.
by Non-assicle. January 18, 2009
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asscheeks

The round flesh sitting at the very top of your thighs and under your back. It is almost like a cover for the anushole. Often slapped, grabbed and targeted by horny people. If left unwashed, they can grow nasty pimples.
There must be a tight ass and twat obscured beneath those big golden asscheeks.
by Wasabimoto January 6, 2008
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Texas Assacre

When your done fornicating with a female and you end her life
right after i got dont with my ex, i pulled a texas assacre and ended that broad
by dapanda6666 January 18, 2010
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AssCats

A rare but potent STD contracted from having buttsex with cats. Most noticeable symptoms are brown curly hair, small tittys, a bad smell and strangely colored pubic hair. (such as polkadots)
-Dude, that chick is one fine mamajamba.
-Yo stay away from her man, Bitch got asscats!
by nicandjon February 8, 2006
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