19 Assault Rifle

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING SQUIDWARD COMMUNITY COLLEGE REFERENCE

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Guy 1: 19 Assault rifle .

Guy 2: * gets down on his knees and starts sucking his cock *

by not yema L October 13, 2021

Assult

1.) A comment or action that is given or recieved as an insult and assault

2.) An insult so brutal that it becomes an assault.

Are you assulting my intelligence?

That man was brutally assulted!

by coedcarr May 15, 2009

Sperm assult

When a man suprises a unsuspecting woman with a cum shot.

Dude, I was at the airport and I blew a load on this fat chicks face then ran away!!! SPERM ASSULT!!!!!!

by capt a April 4, 2009

Iced Tea Assault

When a Southerner orders iced tea somewhere outside the south, only to discover that it has alien flavorings in it.

I ordered iced tea in Maine and they gave me this peach-tea crap. Once again, I find myself a victim of iced tea assault.

by Trilly May 2, 2006

amphibious assault

another slang term for taking a dump, probably more so appropriate in naval/military settings. See bombing mission and deploy some troops.

Colonel, sir, I need to conduct an amphibious assault.

by DocP October 21, 2006

Sensual Assault

A Sensual Assault has been committed when an individual engages in sensual activity without the explicit consent of the other individual involved

synonyms: stage 5 clinger

I was just lookin to hit it and quit and he totally sensual assaulted me

by sastastic May 23, 2011

Consensual Sexual Assault

Consensual Sexual Assault is when a girl likes to get beat, bite, choked ect. during sex.

Police Officer - "Ma'am, can I ask you where those marks on your neck came from?"

Girl- "My boyfriend"

Police Officer- "That's terrible! Would you like to file a report?"

Girl- "No no no, its okay, his penis was inside me at the time"

Police Officer- "oh I understand, it was consensual sexual assault"

by KayEmFitz October 7, 2013