Assult 

1.) A comment or action that is given or recieved as an insult and assault

2.) An insult so brutal that it becomes an assault.

Are you assulting my intelligence?

That man was brutally assulted!

Assult by coedcarr May 15, 2009

assult 

Alternative spelling of "assault," pronounced the same.

Past tense is "assulated," pronounced the same as "assaulted." There is no such word as "assulate."

Don't assult me, you asswipe! You assulated my friend, too!

assult by Mr Ken Shabby February 3, 2024

Assult Leanis 

If a Leanis is 11.5 inches long it is considered an Assult Leanis. The first time an Assult Leanis was used in combat. Was 1943 on December 69th. Note cutting your Assult Leanis will create an illegal Sawed off Leanis.

General: I'm sorry for your lose. Your son was killed with an Assult Leanis.
Mom: That's a fat rip in a chat yo.

Assult Leanis by Get away dad! February 28, 2019

assult rifle 

A standard issue weapon in the battlefield first used in combat in 1944 in germany with mp44 shtenghaveihr
Assult rifles are very costly weapons on the legit market, and officially banned in the US territories unless with the use of official licencing
Could induce trigger happiness with prolonged use

Ak and the Ar as well as the AUG are the main parents of the modern assult rifle

assult rifle by Uncle_staliN January 14, 2006

Assult Pack 

A backpack used to assult, deface, or TP someones house, car or property.

Little Toast, Little Pants and Little Tit Face got the TP out of my Assult Pack and began to destroy the Pizza Monsters place of dwelling.

Assult Pack by LittlePeanut August 4, 2007

Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla 

A very dangerous gorilla, do not approach.......... also why did you search this up??

see that explosion - that would be the Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla we tested out against a tank :)

Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla by Infrared1011 May 25, 2021

Sperm assult 

When a man suprises a unsuspecting woman with a cum shot.

Dude, I was at the airport and I blew a load on this fat chicks face then ran away!!! SPERM ASSULT!!!!!!

Sperm assult by capt a April 4, 2009