Assclapper

Someone with asscheeks so large, they clap against each other when he/she/they walks.

The Assclapper, by J. Kvndi

I clap my asscheeks when I walk;
Its thunderous sound I cannot conceal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.

My great posterior would make Atlas gawk;
Hefty and round like spheres of steel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.

You mock me whenever I talk;
Thinking me as smart as a slab of veal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.

I’m not a meathead like you mock;
I just have a rear like automobiles.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.

You call me someone that thinks with my cock;
You decry my friends as misdeals.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.

I am an asscheek clapping jock,
And no act can make me otherwise feel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk,
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.

by Sussus Hapus September 23, 2021

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Arsalaan

Sick kunt, weights is the reason he lives, popular but alone at the same time but somehow makes being lonely fun, hates physics, a really cool person and also pretty funny in a stupid way, if you become his true friend he'll always be there for you and has a gigantic cock bigger than Burj Khalifa

Dude did you just bench 1000000 pounds? You're such a Arsalaan

by Whatthehackman November 22, 2021

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Arsalan

Arsalan is a really chill guy once you get to know him , cocky at times ,also awkward but a true friend and true gentleman ((he kmows how to swoon a lady////
His favorite thing is love and being in love,he is an artist at heart who kno s how to play with word ,don’t get him on your bad side or he will darts wader the s**t out of you

by IZack November 24, 2021

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Assplaining

1. When a "well-meaning" asshole of any gender bestows unsolicted and obvious (or obviously stupid) advice.

2. A caring act of condescension.

Elder: You know, if you stopped going to Starbucks, you could pay off your student loans.

Junior: I don't need you assplaining debt management to me.

by Ameraliyan_Writer January 4, 2023

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Arsalan

I don't know what to put here. We can define Arsalan at this moment, but in the very next moment, the definition will change. Meeting people like Arsalan adds a very new, fresh perspective to one's life. You don't really know what is going on in his head, but at the same time, you never really care. People like Arsalan don't think, they just do. Perhaps there is nothing going on inside his head. Sometimes I wish I was like Arsalan.

Arsalan, why did you ask the asian, emo, cat ears-wearing femboy for their snap?

by certified_drilla June 2, 2023

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