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apples and oranges

The godliest 2 fruits, quite healthy.
Person 1:What about apples and oranges? They’re healthy...
Person 2:Indeed. The apple and orange goddess sent them down from heaven. proud.
by thedramahotspot January 20, 2019
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monkey apples

feces that is expelled from your anus in a very fast and hard way, it usually happens when you delay your shit.
ooohhhh those were some ruthless monkey apples man
by Tommothebombo June 16, 2007
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Snapples my apples

This expression is used in two cases.

1- If you try to help an old lady at a grocery store.

2- If someone asks you who is your favorite artist and you say Glee
1- You: Hello Ma'm. Let me help you with those groceries.

Nice Old Woman: Oh thank you son. Snapples my apples.

You: Shut up bitch. (Punch in the face)

2- Dude1: Hey, dude, who are you listening to?

Dude2: Glee is singing, duh

Dude1: Snapples my apples!!

Dude2: Thanks homie
by Fargas111 December 5, 2010
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Applesauce Tomato!

a term used to describe the random things you say while having sex with a woman that does not speak the same language.
applesauce tomato! applesauce tomato!" "que?
by shedontknow July 7, 2011
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horsey apples

Like horseshit, which is a bit like bullshit, but can be used safely in front of ladies, children and those of a sensitive disposition.
'Your expect me to believe that..!! That's a big load of steaming horsey apples mate.'
by s george April 20, 2006
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Ashley Applesauce

A nice girl. Really funny and smart. She loves herself some candy and needs no boyfriend to make her happy. She is a bit of a stinker, literally the girls farts a lot. She has many friends and is popular. Her style is so cute. Giant glasses with sweats and sweatshirts, perfection. She is so amazing and is a bad chic. All of you reading this really need to get yourselves and Ashley Applesauce!
Look at Ashley Applesauce . Ik dude I’m meltin!
by lexi.batt November 17, 2018
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asscheeks and applesauce

When a situaion is bad(asscheeks) but a good thing(applesauce) happens, this event should be as awsome as possible
Your walking you step in shit and then Jessica Alba give you a blow job... after this you would say this is asscheeks and applesauce.

mean person: you suck
You: thats not nice
mean person: your right. im sorry take my car and allow my hot wife to give you the best head you've ever gotten in your life
by LewTastic xbox360 September 26, 2010
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