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angry orangutan

a sexual position, derived from the missionary position, in which the man slaps around the breasts of the woman, much like an angry orangutan.
Nah it's just a date, nothin serious ... although I may give her an angry orangutan afterwards.
by fresnobdog February 21, 2007
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angery

A sarcastic, condescending, or taunting use of the word angry used on someone who is angry over something trivial or insignificant. Typically used in jest in some sort of explosive statement.
Your dad is playing country music and yelling "yee haw" again? ANGERY STEVEN!
by Sud! July 7, 2005
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Angry Muzzeldini

The Angry Muzzeldini is bascially a mix between the muzzel loader, the houdini and an angry pirate. In order for an Angry Muzzeldini to be executed perfectly the perpitrator will need a can of dip (Skoal, grizzly or coppenhagen for best results) a friend and a bitch who'll take it in the pooper. Whilst fucking a girl with a nice pinch in your mouth you will scoop out the dip and procede to place the dip on the inside rim of her asshole. At this point you will pull out and let your friend who was hiding in the closet come out and push the dip into her anus with his dick. Next you will need to run outside and knock on the window to show the girl that you are no longer the one fucking her. Your friend will finally pull out, and once she turns around to see who is actually fucking her, will nutt in her eye followed by a swift kick to the shin. The end result is a girl with tobacco in her ass, being fucked by a stranger whilst looking like a pirate.
Dude Hannah freaked the fuck out when Jack and I pulled off the Angry Muzzeldini
by AdamJamoWill October 10, 2011
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Angry Bitch Disorder

When a woman, usually overcome by anger will punish or act in a hostile manner toward an individual but when asked will not identify the reason for her anger rendering an adult solution to the problem impossible.
She isn't speaking to me. I'd try to make things right but she's got Angry Bitch Disorder so I can't figure out what the problem is.
by KG989 June 28, 2012
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Angry Wolf

Sexual position. Similar to doggy style. Passive partner on knees, legs together, leaning forward onto cushions or pillows. Dominant partner on knees, legs outside passive partners, entering same as doggy style, body weight on passive partner, full chest to back contact. Option to bite back, neck or shoulder.
Steve gave Lauren the angry wolf last night. She loves it when he bites her neck and growls in her ear.
by costumerchx March 8, 2014
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angry tinkerbell

When your fucking a girl from behind and u grab a magnum flashlight and ture it on and put it and her ass as she jumps up on her toes you say i do believe in fairies
I gave mad wife the angry tinkerbell last night and she's flying around the house mad as fuck
by Cracker1&Cracker2 January 1, 2017
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Angry cow

When your fucking a girl hard I’m talk mad hard in the pussy and your nuts are slapping her asshole till it bleeds she makes the face of an angry cow
by iGxrm December 6, 2018
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