aborted sneeze

When you feel like you are about to sneeze, but the urge disappears when you are already halfway into it. These types of sneezes are not as satisfying as regular sneezes, and often result in embarrassment and/or receipt of the "wtf" look.

I was in class when I made an aborted sneeze. I had tried to hold it back, but it came out anyway. Rather than sounding like "ACHOO", it sounded more like "ACHoasdfgh". After it happened, I just sat there and hung my head in shame.

by i.have.no.name. December 31, 2009

mind abortion

When you become so bored that you lose your senses and feel like your mind has been ejected from your skull with a vaccuum hose.

Playing endurance mode on Gran Turismo can induce many a mind abortion.

by Dan Devine March 3, 2005

tennesee abortion

the process of giving birth directly into a bears mouth

Stacy could not afford to raise a child so instead she had a tennesee abortion

by meAty chuds October 6, 2007

Post birth abortion

Abortions performed by certain doctors after the childs birth. Usually done in a hospital environment. Legal in nowhere.

The man performed a post birth abortion section on the womans 84 year old child. The child wanted to live but we had to suck the life out of the fucker.

by EthanKharns May 13, 2015

aboriginigger

The aboriginal version of a "wigger"

Mark: Chris is such a wigger.

Luke: No, dude. He's native. He's an aboriginigger!

by j-burd May 8, 2011

Barley Soup Abortion

Barley Soup Abortion: Is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a shit. The ABORTION part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while passing this plutonic substance. This shit usually literally explodes out of your anus, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. You suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. Usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program.

On day 3 of Foxy Roxy’s colon cleansing program, Foxy Roxy produce a 7 person serving of Barley Soup Abortion. The bitch even went down in a full cup size, from a GG to a G…..Cot Damn

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagina

by Sergio Garcia August 4, 2006

Pancake abortion

When you're making pancakes and you drip a small glob of mix on the griddle, but instead of making a baby pancake with it, you just wipe it off, thereby ruthlessly murdering what could have been a bite-sized treat or a whole meal for a small child in a third world country.

"Dude! You totally just had a pancake abortion! I would have adopted that if you didn't wanna eat it."

by 13en Warner September 15, 2011