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floss the albatross

carry a burden. albatross being a metaphor for a gift or burden
floss the albatross like daddy kane with a chain
by killerbee33 April 21, 2018
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Alberto

Alberto is a type of person who is depressed inside but tries to make people laugh cause he knows how it feels to be worthless, sometimes you might see that he is not happy but when you ask him why are you depressed he will put a smile on his face to hide it. You might not want to be friends with him but he will always be a great friend and he will never cheat on a girl cause he always tries to make people happy and he will always talk to you to make sure you are not mad or sad.
“ Alberto Why are you so depressed

No I am not want to hear a joke
by Joshua kanes November 28, 2019
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albatraoz

Member of the swedish band albatraoz. Fx. being Aron Michael Ekberg , better known by his stage name AronChupa
Fuck that little mouse, 'cause I 'm an albatraoz.
by Jaabool January 28, 2015
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Albert is big gay man

When one of your friends is named albert and he’s a big gay
Albert : hey dude
Me : hey albert is big gay man lol
by Albertsdaddyforever October 2, 2019
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Albert Einstein High School

Located in Kensington, Maryland, Einstein High is rich in opposites. It's like Freaks and Geeks. There are the poor Newport Mill kids, the IB kids, the few rich wannabes (to be avoided), and the VAC/theatre kids (you might think they're cool, but be careful: most of them are into Homestuck). 50% of the students at Einstein are Hispanic and all the white kids think that's a real hoot.

Einstein is nicknamed "Crimestein" because of a few incidents that happened six years ago. It's pretty boring now.

To incoming freshmen: Mrs. Carballo's class is hell and it will make you cry. Also, don't think you'll be the only one who takes all the tough classes-- every white kid does.

Oh, and you can't wear hats.
8th grader: I'm so excited to go to Albert Einstein High School next year!
High school student: Oh, you mean Crimestein?
by TheTeachersAreNiceThough November 5, 2012
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Albertsstuff

A awesome youtuber who creates content on a game called Roblox and is also still chill
Wow, I heard Albertsstuff created a meme!
by Mr DefonitionGuy April 27, 2019
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Alberta

The Texas of Canada. Full of hard nosed blue collar conservatives that are rich in oil. The only province, territory, or state in North America that is so economically powerful it could be its own nation (and should be, just to be dicks to Quebec).

The number one past time of Albertans is working, when they aren't working they are usually getting drunk. This is due to there being absolutely nothing else to do in Alberta. Other provinces hate Alberta for its wealth and general arrogant attitude, but often sympathize with them afterwards when they realized what a mundane place it is to live in.
Albertan: (shouting) I'm Albertan bitch!

Guy #1: That guy is a dick! And I think he's drunk.

Guy #2: You would be drunk too if you had to live there.
by Tokey41 April 27, 2011
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