absolute love

the most love you can possibly have for someone or something
committing all of your love to a person or thing
loving them more or the most you can

1."He loves her, but she has absolute love for him."
2."She loves him more, she has absolute love for him."

sage ivan babygirl love

by orlando924 November 9, 2016

Absolute Madman

A man or woman who does something completely barbaric and walks it off like a fucking badass. They are mad because this is America in 2018, of fucking course, who the hell wouldn't be mad.

"He's an absolute madman! A fucking madman, he puts mayo on his hot dog!"
"Oh, shit, it's him, I heard he pulled the most barbaric move and sucked a dick for bus fare. Then after that, he walked."

by Rootin Tootin Pootin January 31, 2018

absolutely fucked

When you're in a bad situation where you'll most likely fail or get the negative result.

A great example is when you're near the finish line in Mario Kart while being a tight race and someone uses the blue shell.

"The project's due tomorrow?! Man I am absolutely fucked!"

by A Saturated Meatball November 20, 2016

Absolute Donut

an absolute donut is any one who is stupid. for instance ..

OMG You are such an absolute donut 🤭🥴 ( says in british voice )

by absolutedonutlover2089 November 9, 2019

absolute dawg

a person, typically a basketball or football player, who's hustle and pure tenacity makes them incredibly tough to play against.

"man I tell ya, Patrick Beverley is an absolute dawg on defense"

by grizzzzzzzzzz July 8, 2022

Absolute Virgin

Someone who would never in there life lose there virginity

I am esteban mcgraw the Absolute Virgin #vaginawhore #cringegod

by rna.bryan October 19, 2019

Absolute veapon

When you've reached the pinnacle of physical and mental fitness. You're overall being is overwhelming to those around you. People question your existence to the point where they ask how do you do it?!

Too Strong.

Example 1:
Person 1 : You seen that guy over there lifting those weights
Person 2: Yeah there an absolute veapon

Example 2:
Person 1: Is he eating raw meat?
Person 2: Oo yeah he's an absolute veapon that's why!

by Aveapon72 March 2, 2020