absolute love

the most love you can possibly have for someone or something
committing all of your love to a person or thing
loving them more or the most you can

1."He loves her, but she has absolute love for him."
2."She loves him more, she has absolute love for him."

sage ivan babygirl love

by orlando924 November 9, 2016

Absolute Madman

A man or woman who does something completely barbaric and walks it off like a fucking badass. They are mad because this is America in 2018, of fucking course, who the hell wouldn't be mad.

"He's an absolute madman! A fucking madman, he puts mayo on his hot dog!"
"Oh, shit, it's him, I heard he pulled the most barbaric move and sucked a dick for bus fare. Then after that, he walked."

by Rootin Tootin Pootin January 31, 2018

absolutely fucked

When you're in a bad situation where you'll most likely fail or get the negative result.

A great example is when you're near the finish line in Mario Kart while being a tight race and someone uses the blue shell.

"The project's due tomorrow?! Man I am absolutely fucked!"

by A Saturated Meatball November 20, 2016

absolute ape

Some on who acts like a retard and try a to be funny but makes retarded jokes. Most people that are absolute apes are Daniel Bailey, and people like him

Absolute ape is a person who is retarded

by JimmyJohmsSubs June 27, 2018

Absolute perfection

Someone or something that is perfect and Amazing to be with, look at, or experience.

Gitty Wuensch is absolute perfection

by lllllllllly July 7, 2020

Absolute Threshold

The minimum amount of stimulus energy that must be present for the stimulus to be detected 50% of the time.

It was at the absolute threshold of audibility, where it might have been real or imagined.

by LaurenBrooks December 13, 2021

Absolute Unit

Doom Guy. It's just Doom Guy.

"Yo, have you seen that guy that just tears apart demons?"

"You mean Doom Guy? He's an absolute unit."

by Pesto_the_1 November 29, 2019