shower penis

A dick that's already big, even before erection.

SHOW-ER

"Wow, John's definitely more of a shower than a grower ."

"Best dick I've ever had , definitely need to find more of that shower penis."

by pinkbunnyxhorror May 12, 2016

Shower Beer

A beer drink whilst having a shower. Useful for pre-loading, but also great for sexy time; combining the awesomeness of shower sex with the delicious taste of beer.

Girl: come join me for a shower beer?
Guy: I am there, with my beer.

by Katie P's Marky Mark May 4, 2019

Shower gremlin

A combination of loose hair and human cum found near the drain of a shower.

Jeff: I didn’t wash my nut down the drain and accidentally made a shower gremlin.

by RobtheKnob January 13, 2021

Shower Coma

The state in the morning where you stand for hours in the shower with your arms crossed and head down, kidding yourself that you'll get out at some point.

"Why are you late for work?"

"Sorry sir, I was in a shower coma."

by Duff Duff Mc Duff March 31, 2009

shower scrub

a sexually frustrated college male who sticks four fingers up his rear for pleasure

He sent pictures to his 15 year old girlfriend of his shower scrub

by Mrs. D April 8, 2007

Shower head therapy

When a female uses the shower head on the power jet setting to please herself.

I just did some shower head therapy and I feel much better!

by The knowledge person June 18, 2018

shower of cunts

A group of cunts numbering more than 8 that are gathered in the one place. A cunt gathering or "shower". The correct collective term for cunts.

I dont want to go to Paul Pedinghams place as it usually contains a shower of cunts

by Peter Pedingham August 25, 2007