Taking a Dump 

When a person or a thing doesn't respond to your message on Snapchat; the term 'taking a dump' is therefore used to describe there absence.

Lucas was taking a dump

Taking a Dump by XDYTFHGVNFYG October 9, 2017

Soul-Taking 

Causing general mayhem or just being a delinquent in public places. Some examples include going to Victoria's Secret and asking for panties, effin' up tables, blasting doompop on the radio, looking at black squirrels, drinking Swiss Valley 2% milk, commenting on how unfamiliar girls make you feel, doin' science experiments, and other similar activities. Side effects may include stares/screams/laughs from onlookers.

Dave: Oh hey Justin, what's up?
Justin: Oh h-h-hey man...
Dave: What are you gonna do today..
Justin: Oh..not much...just SOUL-TAKING.

Dave: Oh. Cool.

Soul-Taking by fueledbyloveandramen December 9, 2011

Taking a Bath 

The act of ditching your friends to have sex with your mom, or because you are afraid of being prison raped like your dad was.

"Can Nick come out and play?"
"No, sorry, he's taking a bath."

Taking a Bath by chefpaul April 6, 2005

taking the six 

swallowing one's pride, especially if the one swallowing his pride is small

"Looks like he's taking the six", Mark said, as he watched Jon swallow his pride and apologize for being rude to the female teacher.

taking the six by Tiny Jon January 22, 2008

Taking you for an ice cream 

To be misinformed by a person for their own amusement, often resulting in you looking foolish. Often used by cockney wideboys from Dagenham.

Bob - "Geezer, I got that Belvin's phone number and I'm going on a date with her."

Marc - "Really? oh man she's so hot!"

Bob - "Nah mate, not really - I'm taking you for an ice cream!"

Marc - "Oh geezer, that is not jungle!"

Taking you for an ice cream by Bumpy O'Flex February 17, 2008

taking an ecuador day 

When you call in sick to work but you're feeling fine. Similar in nature to not servicing your sovereign debt when you have billions in currency reserves.

I dunno man he sounded ok on the phone, I think he's taking an ecuador day.

taking an ecuador day by zerobid December 21, 2008

chive talkin' 

When the comversation dwells on health food or a suggestion for a healthier alternative to one's choice for a meal.

"So I was just about to bite into my Big Mac, when this chick starts chive talkin' me on salad!"

chive talkin' by Ankle Rub May 9, 2008