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Soul-Taking 

Causing general mayhem or just being a delinquent in public places. Some examples include going to Victoria's Secret and asking for panties, effin' up tables, blasting doompop on the radio, looking at black squirrels, drinking Swiss Valley 2% milk, commenting on how unfamiliar girls make you feel, doin' science experiments, and other similar activities. Side effects may include stares/screams/laughs from onlookers.
Dave: Oh hey Justin, what's up?
Justin: Oh h-h-hey man...
Dave: What are you gonna do today..
Justin: Oh..not much...just SOUL-TAKING.

Dave: Oh. Cool.
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