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Gems and Light 

The unrealistic recipe for Dead Rising 2's Lightsaber ripoff.

To be more specific,gems and a flashlight.
Gems and light make wonderful patterns on the ceiling.
Gems and Light by OmegaSoul February 4, 2017

Triangle of light

Where thighs and hips meet in a toned body and an upside down triangle forms. One should be able to see through the space for a true Triangle.
I've been doing squats for weeks trying to get the Triangle of Light to appear

Mississippi street light 

Steve woke up to find a Mississippi street light on his lawn.

Got the red light 

When your partner asks you to fuck, you say this referencing that you're currently on your period. Basically saying that they have to "stop" like a red light because it's that time of the month.
Partner 1: Let's fuck tonight.
Partner 2: Not tonight, gotta take a rain check. Got the red light, so stop asking.
Partner 1: Damn...
Got the red light by ShaBBBaby April 27, 2017

changing the light bulb 

Cranking one’s “unit” while entering their partner
Gf: “Wanna have sex?”
Bf: “Sure, wanna try changing the light bulb?”
Gf: “no”

single-strobe light-flick 

Refers to a "consideration for sleepers" action whereby --- in order to briefly look at something from the doorway of a pitch-dark room in which you know that one or more other humans are seeking a little shut-eye --- you first open up your own eyelids extra-wide to allow yourself maximum visibility, and then perform a super-quick "on-off" action (one-half-second at the absolute maximum) with the room's light-switch, so that you are able to check on whatever you needed to know (such as that there is nothing on the floor between you and the sleeper's bed, and thus you can safely tiptoe forward in the dark and crawl in with the slumberer without tripping), but minimize the disturbance of the sleepy person(s) by not having the ceiling-lamp lit long enough for him to even be much aware of it.
Considerate dude who's staying overnight at his girlfriend's apartment: I always use the "single-strobe light-flick" prior to re-joining Tiffany in her bed after I visit the Little Boys' Room during the night, just to make sure that neither of her cats has decided to stretch itself out on the floor of the bedroom. It avoids any unexpected "yowls in the dark", plus Tiffany tells me that she seldom even notices my brief room-illuminations, so that's a good thing.
single-strobe light-flick by QuacksO September 7, 2018