Johnathan Hammer

A male who happens to have the hots for female minors and abuses them

Omg did u hear what happened to Skyler! She got Johnathan Hammered

by B3th4nyTurn3R July 22, 2024

Girl hammer

It's any item that you improvised to use as a hammer.

Jennie: hey, do you have a hammer I can use?
Alex: no, but you can use my girl hammer
Jennie: ... Girl, that's your grandma's fucking urn.

by Dcharliefox December 11, 2024

Thors hammer

When you put wet concrete on your erect cock and wait for it to dry and try to lift it with your cock

I finally lifted thors hammer

by I AM THOR THE GOD January 25, 2025

Owensboro Hammer

Slang used when talking about Owensboro native, Jayden Franklin, and his sexual experiences with his abnormally large penis.

Did you hear about the torta Jayden cracked? He definitely needed the Owensboro Hammer to fuck that fat bitch!

by Vincent LeQuec April 22, 2025

Sex Hammer

A promiscuous man with a oddly shaped penis

He’s cool but he’s a real Sex Hammer

by Megthesmeg March 13, 2026

feather-hammer

(noun, abstract)
An unexpected (or unintentional) comment or statement that is highly comedic and / or philosophical in nature.

Marcus froze like a deer in the headlights when Jason let slip Marcus crapped his pants in the Uber ride on Saturday night. Dude hit him with that feather-hammer.

It was hilarious.

by SpaceTT August 16, 2025

Downy Hammer

Someone with down syndrome who has an extraordinarily large penis.

Dude, Mason has a Downy Hammer!

Nah I heard Carter's is bigger

by WeAllHateMason September 8, 2025