Walker

Walker is a person with a very small shlong. He will NEVER be first place at anything. Pierson or Alex are always first place because they are GOATS and not Walker. He is almost 6 foot and could beat up anyone at our school, his 3 millimeter defeater speaks for him

First Person: Isn't that Walker?
Second Person: Yes, he has a small shlong so leave him be.

by A Boi with A Fat PP April 28, 2022

Walking on Crutches

When a male or female jerks off two dicks with each armpit at the same time.

Yo, we had this bitch walking on crutches last night, shit was wild!

by S. Keys May 2, 2022

Walkergate metty

the place where dirty little girls get fingerbanged

elise got taken to walkergate metty

by bigboyzforever May 30, 2022

Walking L

A walking is Amber Heard because of the fact she accused johnny depp for abusing her

Amber heard after accusing Johnny depp for things he would never do to any woman at all and would get any innocent person fired from they're job so people like Amber Heard also known as a Walking L

by Walking Lie June 7, 2022

Walkerati

A collective term for those who believe walking will save the world

The walkerati shall inherit the roads, the motorways and freeways, he said before a Range Rover so cruelly removed him from this world.

by Blinddieselslim June 18, 2022

Walking Wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.

After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.

by Banned As DC June 26, 2022

Walden

Walden is a town in downstate (or upstate depending on how you see it) New York. Part of the larger town of montgomery, walden is kind of a shitty place where people only smoke/sell weed, play basketball, and fight over stupid shit that doesn't matter. It's not dangerous, it's just shitty. Kids go to valley central high school with kids from the the village of montgomery, which is much nicer and you can walk around without seeing a crackhead, drug deal, or some dude blasting drill out of his car at a basketball court with 30 other people, while only 6 are actually playing. It may sound shitty, but some of the best empanadas you'll get outside of nyc here, and you can get a pretty good chop cheese. There is also a cool smoke spot and a bunch of abandoned buildings. During the summer the town also has nighttime basketball, but fights break out all the fucking time. Anyway, it's small, shitty, and is looked down upon by some people. It has its moments, but overall stay away cause your not missing much.

Person 1: hey man wanna go to walden?
Person 2: isn't walden kinda shitty?
Person 1: yeah but there's gonna be 30 grown men playing basketball at the elementary school court listening to sha ek and smoking weed.
Person 1: oh ok we'll go then.

by ballsinyourmouthlmao June 28, 2022