3 definitions by ballsinyourmouthlmao
Walden is a town in downstate (or upstate depending on how you see it) New York. Part of the larger town of montgomery, walden is kind of a shitty place where people only smoke/sell weed, play basketball, and fight over stupid shit that doesn't matter. It's not dangerous, it's just shitty. Kids go to valley central high school with kids from the the village of montgomery, which is much nicer and you can walk around without seeing a crackhead, drug deal, or some dude blasting drill out of his car at a basketball court with 30 other people, while only 6 are actually playing. It may sound shitty, but some of the best empanadas you'll get outside of nyc here, and you can get a pretty good chop cheese. There is also a cool smoke spot and a bunch of abandoned buildings. During the summer the town also has nighttime basketball for peiple under 18 (but they don't care so as long as your under 21 your fine) but fights break out all the fucking time. You can also hoop at one of basketball courts are either one of the schools in town. These courts also double as smoke spots when school is out. Anyway, it's small, shitty, and is looked down upon by some people. It has its moments, but overall stay away cause your not missing much.
Person 1: hey man wanna go to walden?
Person 2: why would I ever want to do that?
Person 1: well there's gonna be 30 grown men playing basketball at one of the schools smoking weed and listening to sha ek.
Person 2: alright fine let's go.
Person 2: why would I ever want to do that?
Person 1: well there's gonna be 30 grown men playing basketball at one of the schools smoking weed and listening to sha ek.
Person 2: alright fine let's go.
by ballsinyourmouthlmao June 28, 2022
Walden is a town in downstate (or upstate depending on how you see it) New York. Part of the larger town of montgomery, walden is kind of a shitty place where people only smoke/sell weed, play basketball, and fight over stupid shit that doesn't matter. It's not dangerous, it's just shitty. Kids go to valley central high school with kids from the the village of montgomery, which is much nicer and you can walk around without seeing a crackhead, drug deal, or some dude blasting drill out of his car at a basketball court with 30 other people, while only 6 are actually playing. It may sound shitty, but some of the best empanadas you'll get outside of nyc here, and you can get a pretty good chop cheese. There is also a cool smoke spot and a bunch of abandoned buildings. During the summer the town also has nighttime basketball, but fights break out all the fucking time. Anyway, it's small, shitty, and is looked down upon by some people. It has its moments, but overall stay away cause your not missing much.
Person 1: hey man wanna go to walden?
Person 2: isn't walden kinda shitty?
Person 1: yeah but there's gonna be 30 grown men playing basketball at the elementary school court listening to sha ek and smoking weed.
Person 1: oh ok we'll go then.
Person 2: isn't walden kinda shitty?
Person 1: yeah but there's gonna be 30 grown men playing basketball at the elementary school court listening to sha ek and smoking weed.
Person 1: oh ok we'll go then.
by ballsinyourmouthlmao June 28, 2022
The town of montgomery is a town in downstate (or upstate depending on how you see it) new york. Contains three villages. Maybrook is the smallest and full of stoners, village of montgomery is the second largest and is by far the nicest and richest. It's also kinda racist. Walden is the largest and worst one, but is also the most fun. If want to hang out with an old guy drinking vodka and/or smoking on his porch, go to walden or maybrook. But if you want to be yelled at by a middle aged racist white woman go to village of montgomery. It's pretty boring and most of the people suck, and walden and maybrook carry the town as a whole.
Person 1: want to go Montgomery?
Person 2: village or town, cause I'll go hangout in walden or maybrook but fuck the village.
Person 1: village.
Person 2: fuck that I'd prefer not to be stared at by a couple racist white women. let's go to walden or maybrook and smoke some weed in a school zone down the street from the police station.
Person 2: village or town, cause I'll go hangout in walden or maybrook but fuck the village.
Person 1: village.
Person 2: fuck that I'd prefer not to be stared at by a couple racist white women. let's go to walden or maybrook and smoke some weed in a school zone down the street from the police station.
by ballsinyourmouthlmao June 28, 2022