Bob: Dude, my nads itch so bad right now.
Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.
Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.
Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.
Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.
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"We had a spanktacular time last night"
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Get the shank mug.To both masturbate and defecate simultaneously, usually on a lavatory or into a porcelain container.
Many begin to defecate before masturbating, so as to start an uninterrupted fecal flow. Also, it is not a requirement to ejaculate and finish defecating at the same time, but dedicated "shankers" will attempt the 'Snow on the Mountain' technique (wherein the discharge lands on the fecal matter.)
It is not necessary to be nude, but serial "shankers" will usually derobe before attempting a long shank.
Many begin to defecate before masturbating, so as to start an uninterrupted fecal flow. Also, it is not a requirement to ejaculate and finish defecating at the same time, but dedicated "shankers" will attempt the 'Snow on the Mountain' technique (wherein the discharge lands on the fecal matter.)
It is not necessary to be nude, but serial "shankers" will usually derobe before attempting a long shank.
Guy 1: "Jeez, you were ages man. What took you so long? Big shit?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, had a good shank."
EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1: "Well, thats me kicked out"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "My girlfriend woke up and found me shanking next to her last night."
Guy 2: "Nah man, had a good shank."
EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1: "Well, thats me kicked out"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "My girlfriend woke up and found me shanking next to her last night."
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