Serpent's Sleep

When you allow your asshole to sink into the toilet bowl and then you flush the toilet effectively making it a make shift bidet. Just like Jormungandr when he would sleep, the realms water levels would rise consuming the lands.
by MrZano69 May 10, 2019
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the sleeping stranger

As opposed to the reverse stranger or the stranger, this is when you sit on your hand or arm until you lose feeling in it, and then proceeding to hold yourself as if it were someone else. Often used by people to comfort themselves while they try to sleep.
Man I hit an all time low, last night i gave myself the sleeping stranger, I really need someone
by A certain philanderer September 18, 2017
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Sleep-Bombed

When your are about to fall asleep and you feel like you are about to get hit by something or fall out of bed so you have a full body twitch and you wake up.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... (Full Body Twitch) WOE, I just got sleep-bombed!
by Kesh123 March 25, 2016
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Sleep Noob

A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.
You are such a sleep noob, you don't even know how to get toasty in bed
by coolkidksater January 02, 2025
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Sleeping on the Curb

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.
Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.
by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023
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i sleep

When someone sends you a funny video. It’s similar to replying with im deceased
Jason: *sends meme*
Brad: I sleep
by LovleyPeaches177 June 03, 2020
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sleeping elephant

Something that elderly people THINK they see in the landscape or cloud formations. This is typically a sign that this person is losing their shit.
Look!...a sleeping elephant sighting!
by Dr. Babybear August 02, 2014
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