a magical romantic poet philanderer of hearts, wooing women and men alike, with her ability to sense when her lover will be troubled in the future and provide them with love notes and notice their subtle haircuts.
Girl 1 finds a note from someone in her car saying, "I love you", knowing that is just to brighten her day she cries out: "Wow, my kind friend is such a Destini."
When a straight guy is so desperate for action that he succumbs to sexual activities with another man because, as anyone who hit puberty knows, every guy is a horny mother-fucker.
Person A: "Dude, I haven't gotten any poon in almost two years. I'm ready to do something gay by desperation."
Person B: "Dude, I know how you feel. You can crash at my place tonight if you're feeling lonely."
Person A: "Only if I can crash and burn...IN YOUR ASS!"