george w. bush 

man who in 1989 said himself he was a little rich kid who's only done little unimportant jobs for his dad and should not be elected for even a mayor position.

george w. bush shouldn't have been elected for president.

george w. bush by john June 6, 2004

George Bush 

A president.
Whether liked or not, he is a president.

George Bush is my current president.

George Bush by SaraGreenfeet May 31, 2005

George W. Bush 

a man whose organization is resposible for brainwaashing the mind of the average American individual

He did it because it was tradition.

George W. Bush by whatsoo May 13, 2005

george w. bush 

the first ever chimpanzee to be president of a country.

let's go to the zoo, i hear they're showcasing dubya's relatives.

george w. bush by sj December 23, 2003

George W.Bush 

Obnocious weed, used pesticide immediately otherwise stupidity may ensue.
Often seen with a small dimwitted mole-like man (also known as a john howard) with its lips stuck up a G.W.B arse

"i love the smell of napalm in the morning! It smells like victory!"
quarentine weeds to their own country..dont let the weeds spread into Iraq.

George W.Bush by Chemical Mafia January 13, 2005

George W. Bush 

Perhaps the strongest argument for birth control America has ever seen. The president of the United States, he continually manages to fuck up everything he puts his hands on. Similar to a toddler, George can be motivated with fruit snacks and bed-time stories, especially told by Karl Rove or Dick Cheney, the best argument against removing Bush from office.
Despite the fact that Bush didn't win the popular or electoral vote in his first election and through disenfranchisement and rich-boy political string-pulling was able to scrape off a win for his second term, he believes he is a messenger from God destined to lead the world to glory. The most striking difference between Bush and Pinnochio is that Bush's nose doesn't grow when he lies, and Bush already is a real boy.

"He speaks to the audience as if they're idiots. I think the reason he does that is because that's the way these issues were explained to him." – Graydon Carter

"Bush didn't really win on his popularity last time. He won on scaring people that Kerry might do something stupid like, I don't know, sell the ports to the Arabs." – Bill Maher

Warren told his dad that he was as smart as George W. Bush and got grounded for a month.

George W. Bush by TheHammer April 16, 2006

George W. Bush 

The Honkey Texan Bastard that has put our wonderous country into a huge debt and was a brilliant boy in college. The best thing about him is he started a war with dictator that was allegedly keeping chemical weapons. In the end it was all for the OIL. Personal I think he can go f*** himself and bail hay or something

George W. Bush is a cow tippin hilly billy we need a president not a farmer

George W. Bush by bling September 7, 2004