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Perhaps the strongest argument for birth control America has ever seen. The president of the United States, he continually manages to fuck up everything he puts his hands on. Similar to a toddler, George can be motivated with fruit snacks and bed-time stories, especially told by Karl Rove or Dick Cheney, the best argument against removing Bush from office.
Despite the fact that Bush didn't win the popular or electoral vote in his first election and through disenfranchisement and rich-boy political string-pulling was able to scrape off a win for his second term, he believes he is a messenger from God destined to lead the world to glory. The most striking difference between Bush and Pinnochio is that Bush's nose doesn't grow when he lies, and Bush already is a real boy.
"He speaks to the audience as if they're idiots. I think the reason he does that is because that's the way these issues were explained to him." – Graydon Carter

"Bush didn't really win on his popularity last time. He won on scaring people that Kerry might do something stupid like, I don't know, sell the ports to the Arabs." – Bill Maher

Warren told his dad that he was as smart as George W. Bush and got grounded for a month.
by TheHammer March 12, 2006
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To be a psychopath with numerous dicks in you at the same time. Also numbers these dicks by revelance. Kyle is always number 1 and the billionaires are under him and Justin is fluctuating.
Man... she or he is all fuckin Tished out today! Wish she’d deflate those Tished out tits!
by TheHammer October 2, 2018
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