stuck my dick in the yak

I put my dick in a very difficult situation

I don't know if I want to date her yet, I kind of stuck my dick in the yak with this one

by a_dibax11 September 2, 2016

Fo Shizzle My Nizzle

I agree with you whole heartedly, my subsaharan brother.

Jimmy asks you to get him a gat. You say “Fo Shizzle My Nizzle.”

by Bobasaursquared April 18, 2020

Slap my squirrel

A man masturbating.

Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!

by C.M. Alva September 25, 2010

MY LOVER

My lover is such an handsome person, and when i say that they’re handsome, they’re really handsome.

“hey, how you doin?”
“I’m so happy, i found my lover”

by kakakakaksjajskakakxk July 23, 2021

All up in my zip code

Stay out of my business

Why you all up in my zip code

by CookiePusss February 6, 2021

Clean my rings

You just got done “DJ-ing” someone and you now must wash your hands but want people to know why

I just got done with Madi, now i need to go clean my rings.

by LittleExcursion420 June 28, 2024

Don't melt my ice

Don't make me lose my cool

"Hey asshole, go fuck yourself."

"Don't melt my ice, fam."

by Camper of Bisco November 22, 2020