a certified ass clapper is when you enjoy any subject that makes you exclaim that is a certified ass clapper
by bigcunt46 December 2, 2023
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WATCH OUT HE HAS MONO-ASS
by Wertwert3612 February 26, 2025
Get the Mono-Ass mug.Ass thunder is when you bearly make it to the bathroom, to take a #2. So the lightning is the seat hitting the toilet bowl, the thunder is you releasing your guts.
I had to sprint to the bathroom, the person next to me probably experienced the worst ass-thunder, they have have ever come across.
by alphawolfgrim April 6, 2023
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